Saved by the Bell Quotes
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"In one word, would I do dope? Nope."
- Zack in No Hope With Dope
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"Here's something I learned in French class - Au revoir, creep!"
- Lisa in Date Auction
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"Kristi, can I have the candle?"
"Oh, sure. Do you want to lick the icing?"
"No, I love to chew wax."
- Screech and Kristi in Hold Me Tight
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Screech: "Why Lisa? Why did you have to steal my dream? I hate you!" *rips off Zack's shirt*
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Slater: I was just helping out a fellow teammate.
Jessie: When was the last time you held Rodreguez like that?
Slater: Why would I want a girl like Kristy when I can have a nutcase like you?
Jessie: Don't flatter yourself. (As Slater leaves) Men.
Slater: Chicks.
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Zack: How does it feel to be the most hated man in school?
Coach Sonski: I don't care. I have pets who like me.
Jessie: They are probably pigs.
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I'm So Excited, I'm so excited, I'm so......Scared - Jessie (Hooked On Speed)
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"Hey Hey Hey, What is going on here!??!" -Mr.Belding
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Zach:
we all put our pants on one leg at a time
-Zach
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Jessie:
There's no Time! There's never any time! There's no time to study...
-Jessie
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Screech:
A building with two Beldings and one of whom is balding
-Screech
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Zack:
I like school. It's just too bad classes get in the way
-Zack