Saved by the Bell Quotes
"He became a conductor on the Underground Railroad."
"They had subways during the Civil War?"
- Lisa and Screech in Running Zack
"There's no Time! There's never any time! There's no time to study..."
- Jessie in Jessie's Song
"We can all learn from the mistakes of Jessie's forefathers."
"Jessie has four fathers?"
- Miss Wentworth and Screech in Running Zack
"We were discussing the obvious benefits of a female president. She's long overdue."
"Yup, just like a woman - always late."
- Jessie and Zack in Cut Day
"Hey, and you could help me be an Indian."
"That's a good start."
- Zack and Screech in Running Zack
"Call me Air Zack."
"Air Nerd is more like it."
- Screech and Slater in Operation Zack
"We're the perfect team - she works hard, I hardly work!"
- Zack in Love Machine
"If you don't get rid of Linda, I'm gonna throw her out the winda."
- Lisa in Rockumentary
"Me? Run? That's like asking Rosanne Barr to skip a meal."
- Zack in The Election
"The three worst things that can happen to a kid are measles, mumps, and midterms."
- Zack in The Gift
"Young lady, the Men's Room is one of the few doors that education should NOT open for you!"
- Mr. Belding in Screech's Woman
"I have so much food in me, you could put a quarter in my mouth and a bag of Doritos would come popping out."
- Lisa in The Gift
"You know what they say, big muscles, small brains."
- Jessie in Rent-A-Pop
"15 seconds? I can't even get to the bottom of my purse in 15 seconds!"
- Lisa in Zack's War
"Every time I call her she's washing her hair! Who washes their hair six times a day?"
"You do!"
- Zack and Slater in The Prom
"I'm interested in the student body."
"I'm interested in a student body...hers[Kelly's]."
- Jessie and Zack in The Election
"Lisa no en casa."
"I love it when you speak German!"
- Lisa and Screech in The Mamas and the Papas
"Slater, haven't you heard of the Women's Movement?"
"Sure. Put on something cute and MOVE it into the kitchen."
- Jessie and Slater in The Mamas and the Papas
"Okay, so when do we start?"
"Well, tonight, but it has to be at my place. I'm not allowed out after ALF."
- Kelly and Screech in The Beauty and the Screech
"Screech you can't elope!"
"Who are you calling canteloupe you melon head?"
- Mr. Belding and Screech in The Beauty and the Screech