Saved by the Bell Quotes
Screech: "Now should I go as Bart Simpson and shave my head or as Al Bundy and shave my back?"
Lisa: "Why don't you go as Barf Bundy and put your head in a bag?"
Jessie: "You macho pig."
Slater: "Oink oink, baby."
Slater: Wow, Lisa, I just saw you on US Gladiators. Wow, you beat up everybody, including the audience.
Lisa: Nobody messes with Lethal Lisa.
Slater: What, no rose for me, preppie? And I thought we were real close.
Zack: Slater, face it. It's over
Mr. Belding: Zack, just because you always park your car in that same spot, does not mean it's official.
Zack: Then make it official, just like my seat in detention.
Mr. Belding: Screech, you can't elope.
Screech: Who're you calling a cantaloupe, you melon head?
Kelly: Who are you?
Screech: Oh, I'm, uh, I'm- Sinead O'Connor.
Kelly: That's a very famous name. You have a hit song in the charts, you know...?
Screech: Oh, uh, that's the other O'Connor. She's my niece. She learned from me.
Lisa: You taught her everything she knows?
Screech: Oh, that I did. Now she can clean toilets with the best of 'em
Jessie: Your understanding of politics is limited to who won the election on 'Sesame Street'
Screech: Hey, ya know what, Slater? With this microscope, your nose hairs look like the Amazon Rain Forest.
Slater: If you don't get that thing out of my face, I'm gonna have the Natives come out and eat you.
Screech: Forget going to the prom. We're through.
Lisa: Wait a minute. You're not supposed to dump me. I'M supposed to dump YOU.
Zack: Mr. Belding... quick, you gotta help me. My life is being threatened by one of your students.
Mr. Belding: Just one? You're losing your touch.
Mr. Belding: Zack, I am not a matador so take the bull outside
Jessie: Do you realize we haven't argued for 15 seconds?
Slater: It was 20, shut up.
Zack: Maybe we could sell Screech to Exxon.
Slater: Nah, they'd never buy a geek that doesn't squeak.
Zach:(leading a protest) "2, 4, 6, 8,,12!"
"Zack's idea of a good education is sitting between a pretty girl and a smart nerd."
- Jessie in Student Teacher Week
"I'm dead. Jessie's gonna rip my eyes out, punch my face in and then break up with me. It's her usual pattern."
- Slater in Love Machine
"Doesn't anyone read anymore?"
- Mr. Belding in The Video Yearbook
"I can't stand by that backdrop. It clashes with my outfit!"
- Lisa in The Video Yearbook
"Well, Screech, maybe you're pregnant."
"Oh, don't be ridiculous, Lisa. I'm not even married!"
- Lisa and Screech in Earthquake