Wile E. Coyote:
Allow me to introduce myself, my name is mud.
And remember, "mud" spelled backwards in "dumb".
Thomas Jefferson? He's not President anymore! He's dead!
Dead?! I didn't even know he was sick!
Did you ever have the strangest feeling you was being watched?
Bad ol' Putty Tat!
Of course you do realize, dis means war!
Andale, andale! Arriba, arriba! Eeee-ha!
I KNEW I shoulda made that left turn at Albuquerque!
I'M the rootinest, tootinest, fallootinest, shootinest hombre north, south, east AND WEST!!
Ain't I a stinka'?
That's a joke - ah say - that's a joke, son!
Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-... That's all, folks
Shh. Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits. Huh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
I tawt I taw a puddy tat! I did! I did! I did tee a puddy tat!
Eh, What's up, Doc