The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! Quotes
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Mario:
Hey Paizanos, It's the Super Mario Brothers Super Show!
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Mario:
Plumber's log, Number 007. We have arrived in spy land. Secret Agent James Blonde had just uncovered the latest evil plot of a master criminal who called himself Koopfinger. But Koopfinger was one step ahead, and pulled his own "Turn you into stone" trick.
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Mario and Luigi:
Patty-Cake, Patty-Cake, Pasta man. Give us Pasta Power as fast as we can.
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Mario:
While we save Ranigator, Why don't you watch the scenes of the next episode of The Legend of Zelda.
Ranger:
(Singing) Watching the Zelda, Watching the Zelda, You gotta the watch the Zelda.
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Mario:
This presentation is sponsored by Domino's Pizza. You'll find even better.
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Bowser:
Argh! I hate that Music! I hate the game!
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Bowser:
You call that Music? Stop that Racket!
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Mario:
Til next time, Everyone.....
Mario, Luigi and others..:
.....Mario the Do!
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Luigi: "Now we'll never get back to Brooklyn!"
Mario: "Take it easy Luigi! Things could be worse."
Luigi: "We're trapped in a dungeon about to be executed! How could things be any worse?!"
Mario: "Well, for one thing, the ceiling could lower, until it flattens us like a pizza."
(A spiky ceiling lowers like Mario says......)
Toad: "Very uncool dudes! The ceiling IS lowering!"
Mario: "Or the room could fill with water, until we all drown like rats!"
(The room floods in water)
Mario: "Huh?"
Peach: "We've gotta get out of here!"
Mario: "Hey, I could think of another way things could be worse!"
Luigi: "Mario, PLEASE! Don't say another word!"
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Link: "ZELDA LOVES ME! ZELDA LOVES ME!"
Zelda: "Shut up you idiot, they'll hear you!"
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Mario: "Listen up! Here's what we're gonna do"
(Mario whispers the plan)
Luigi: "Are you out of your mind?! That's-that's---that's suicide!"
Mario: "Luigi, are you a man or a mouser?"
Luigi: "Neither! .....I'm a chicken in the sea!"
-Mario and Luigi
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Luigi:
Merciful manicotti!
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Mario: "I'm gonna make liguine outta you!"
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Mario:
Not on your lasagna-loving life!
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"Enguarde hardshell! I'm gonna make linguini outta you!" - Mario
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"Diamonds, gold, rubies! It must be worth over a hundred bucks!" - Luigi
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"Hey, I just remembered! I speak Pidgit!" - Luigi
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Luigi:
Well, like they say in Brooklyn, early to bed early to catch the worm, or is it the bagel?
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Luigi:
We're in deep spaghetti.
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Koopa:
What kind of birthday cake?
Toad:
[disguise] Uh, zhe Happy!
Koopa:
Imposter! I never use the 'H'-word!