The Princess Bride Quotes
857
Vizzini and Indigo:
Inconcieveable!" "You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
-Vizzini and Indigo
856
Wesley and Indigo:
You seem a decent fellow I hate to kill you. " You seem a decent fellow I hate to die.
-Wesley and Indigo
855
Group:
[Prince] "Man and Wife!! Say Man and Wife!!!"
[Priest] "Man and wife."
-Group
854
Buttercup:
King: "What was that for?" Buttercup: "Because you've always been so kind to me and I won't be seeing you anymore since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon sweet." King: "Won't that be nice. She kissed me!"
-Buttercup
853
Priest:
Mawage. Mawage is what bwings us togever today. Wuv, true wuv that bwessed awangement, that dweam within a dweam.
-Priest
852
Fessik:
It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.
-Fessik
851
Wesley, Indigo, and Gatekeeper:
Wesley - Give us the gate key.
Gatekeeper - I...uh...have no gate key.
Indigo - Fizzick, tear his arms off.
Gatekeeper - Oh, you mean THIS gate key?
-Wesley, Indigo, and Gatekeeper
850
Buttercup and Wesley:
Buttercup - But Wesley...what about the R.O.U.S.'s?
Wesley - Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist...
-Buttercup and Wesley
849
Wesley:
(talking to unconcious Fizzick) Sleep well, my friend...and dream of large women.
-Wesley
848
The Grandfather:
Yes, you're very smart. Shut up.
-The Grandfather
847
Indigo Montoya:
Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father, Prepare to die.
-Indigo Montoya
846
Vizzini:
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
-Vizzini
845
Vizzini:
Inconceivable!
-Vizzini
844
Miracle Max:
No, he's only "Mostly Dead". You know what to do when they're "All Dead"? You look through their pockets for loose change.
-Miracle Max
843
Farm Boy:
As you wish
-Farm Boy
842
Miracle Max:
Have fun storming the castle.
-Miracle Max
841
miracle max:
Thank you for bringing up such a painful memory. While you're at it why dont you give a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice in it? We're closed!!!
-miracle max
840
Vizzini & Fezik:
-No more rhyming now i mean it.
-Anybody want a peanut?
-Vizzini & Fezik
839
Indigo:
Hallo. My name is Indigo Montoya. Yoiu killed my father prepare to die!"
-Indigo
838
Vizzini:
INCONCEIVABLE!
-Vizzini