The Princess Bride Quotes
877
Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Man in Black: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
876
Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
875
Westley: WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
Prince Humperdinck: I think you're bluffing.
Westley: It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all.
Westley: DROP... YOUR... SWORD!
874
"Alright, keep your shirt on!" -Grandfather
873
"This is true love. Do you think this happens everyday?" -Westley
872
Miracle Max - You never had it so good!
871
"You ARE the brute squad"
-Miracle Max
870
"That's right, when I was your age television was called "books".
-Grandfather
869
Prince Humperdinck:
I think that everything is a trap, which is why I'm still alive.
-Prince Humperdinck
868
Inigo Montoya:
So, let me 'splain. No, there's too much. Let me sum up.
-Inigo Montoya
867
Valerie:
I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!
-Valerie
866
Count Rugen:
This is for posterity. Tell me, how do you feel? And please, be honest.
-Count Rugen
865
Old Woman:
Boo! Boo! So bow to the Queen of Rubbish, the Queen of Putrescence, The Queen of Garbage, for that's what she is! Boo! Boo! Boo!
-Old Woman
864
Prince Humperdinck:
Try ruling the world sometime.
-Prince Humperdinck
863
Inigo Montoya and Count Rugen:
>Offer me money.
>>All you want.
>Offer me power.
>>Yes, all power.
>Offer me anything I want.
>>Yes, Yes! Anything you want!
>I want my father back, you son of a bitch!
-Inigo Montoya and Count Rugen
862
Wesley:
There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
-Wesley
861
Wesley:
I'll explain and use small words to make sure you understand, you warthog faced babboon.
-Wesley
860
Inigo Montoya:
You know, I've been in the revenge business for so long, now I don't know what to do with the rest of my life. (Wesley) Have you considered Piracy? You'd make a great Dread Pirate Roberts.
-Inigo Montoya
859
Fessik:
I'm sory, I didn't mean to jog him so hard.
-Fessik
858
Wesley:
To the Pain!
-Wesley