Aladdin Quotes
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Genie:
Never fails. You get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp.
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Jafar (snake):
You little fool. You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on earth!
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Aladdin:
Jasmine, I do love you. But, I gotta stop pretending to be someone I'm not.
Jasmine:
I understand.
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Sultan:
Jafar, you vile betrayer!
Iago:
That's "Sultan vile-betrayer." to you!
32625
Jafar:
If only I'd gotten that lamp!
32623
Jafar (genie):
The universe is mind to command, TO CONTROL!
Aladdin:
Not so fast, Jafar! Aren't you forgetting something? You wanted to be a genie, you got it!
Jafar:
What?!
Aladdin:
...and everything that goes with it!
Jafar:
*sucking into the dark lamp* No! NO!
Iago:
I'm gettin' outta here!
Aladdin:
Phenomenal cosmic powers... itty-bitty living space.
Genie:
Al, you little genie-ous, you!
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Cave of Wonders:
Infidels! You have touched the forbidden treasure! Now, you will never again see the light of day!
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Genie:
Well, I feel sheepish. Alright, you baaaaaad boy, but no more freebies.
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Jafar (in disguise):
Haven't you ever heard of the Golden Rule? Whoever has the gold makes the rules!
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Aladdin:
Genie, I can't keep this up on my own...and I can't wish you free.
Genie:
Fine, I understand. After all, you've lied to everyone else. Hey, I was beginning to feel left-out. Now if you'll excuse me, "Master". *dissolves into the lamp*
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Jafar:
You are late.
Gazeem:
A thousand apologies, o patient one.
Jafar:
You have it then?
Gazeem:
I had to slit a few throats, but I got it.
28722
Welcome to Agraba. City of mystery, of enchantment. And the finest merchandise in stock and on sale today! Come on down! Ha ha ha.
-Merchant in the Begining
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Aladdin: "Good kitty, get up in go." or is it "Good teenagers, take off your clothes."
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Sultan:
Jafar, I order you to stop!
Jafar:
Ah, but a new order now: MY order! Finally, YOU will bow to me!
Jasmine:
We will never bow to you!
Iago:
Why am I not surprised?
Jafar:
If you won't bow before a sultan...THEN YOU WILL COWER BEFORE A SORCERER!!!
28719
Jafar:
now where was i, ah yes abject humiliation
-Jafar
28718
Aladdin:
Good Kitty, Take Off and Go!
-Aladdin
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Genie:
10,000 years can give you such a crick in the neck!
28716
Genie:
Jafar Jafar hes our man if he can't do it...GREAT!
-Genie
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Genie:
I'm kinda fond of you too, Al. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything.
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Genie:
All right, Sparky, here's the deal: if you wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter, do ya got it? Tell her, the TRUTH!
-Genie