The Wiz Quotes
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Scarecrow:
This is just an experiment. (Dorothy tries to help him off the pole, but he falls down) The results of the first experiment: Subject is a hopeless failure.
-Scarecrow
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Crow:
What is goin' down in that hayloft you call a head?
-Crow
28800
Miss One:
Count your blessings, cut your losses and follow the yellow brick road.
-Miss One
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Dorothy:
What's a Wiz?
28798
Dorothy and Miss One:
Where's New York?" "New York?" "433 Prospect Place." "Ooh! 4-3-3. You wanna play more than one number today honey?
-Dorothy and Miss One
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Dorothy and TinMan:
Don't move. Don't worry, I wasn't planning any promenades.
-Dorothy and TinMan
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Scarecrow:
Dorothy and Toto...what intelligent names.
-Scarecrow
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Cowardly Lion:
Begone you overexcited slot machine! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
-Cowardly Lion
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The Wiz and Lion:
And what do you want, you overstuffed animal cracker? I wanna get the hell outta here!
-The Wiz and Lion
28793
Tinman and Scarecrow:
Would you lay an appropriate quote on this poor beast? Showers expected late tomorrow.
-Tinman and Scarecrow
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Miss One:
Bottom line, honey, this chick put the "UGH" in ugly.
-Miss One
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Munchkins:
Let's hear it for Super Witch and her Wonder Dog!
-Munchkins
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Evilene:
Do you want saurkraut or mustard with your..HOT DOG?? Ha ha ha ha!!
-Evilene
28789
Emerald City Citizens:
I want to be SEEN GREEN. Wouldn't be caught DEAD, RED.
-Emerald City Citizens
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Scarecrow and Tin Man:
Barnum said 'A sucker is born every minute.' I was with Barnum when he said that, I never thought I'd be one of them.
-Scarecrow and Tin Man
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Dorothy & Tin Man:
There, now how does that feel? But that's the whole tragic point, my friends. What would I do if I could suddenly feel...
-Dorothy & Tin Man
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Evilene:
Aah! No!! I'm allergic to water!!
-Evilene
28785
Tin Man:
Hurry hurry hurry, step right up and save a life!
-Tin Man
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Lion:
OH MIGHTY ZEUS"
- Lion