The Wiz Quotes
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(Lion) My name is Fleetwood Coup Devill
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Come on now, ease on down, ease on down the road!
-Dorthy
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Scarecrow:
King of the jungle!
Tin Man:
King of the cowards.
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Cowardly Lion:
Don't give up the shoes, Dorothy!
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Aunt Em:
Girl, you know are 24 years old and you've never been south of 125th Street.
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Can't you feel a brand new day can't you feel a brand new day? Winkies
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so, you're dorothy, huh? YOU MURDERED MY SISTA!-Evilene
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Scarecrow:"Where the little boys at?"
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Tin Man:
And I will miss you everyday. Even if I had to go back to that junk pile, even as Teenie's seat cushion, I wouldn't mind, because I have known real love.
Dorothy:
Oh, don't rust yourself.
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Scarecrow:
'Success, fame & fortune, they're all are illusions. All there is that is real is the friendship that two can share'.
Dorothy:
That's beautiful, who said that?
Scarecrow:
I did.
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Cowardly Lion:
Oh, I should've stayed back at the library...
-Cowardly Lion
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Evilene:
Suffering is food for the soul, right? Then suffer!!
-Evilene
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Evilene and Winkie:
All lunch hours are cancelled!" "Please oh beautiful one! We haven't had a lunch hour in six months!
-Evilene and Winkie
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Dorothy:
Come with us to the Emerald City.
Lion:
I'd love to, but I can't.
Dorothy:
But why?
Lion:
Because I'm scared!
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Aunt Em:
You get me so worked up I'm beginning to sound like a Jewish mother.
-Aunt Em
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Lion:
How DARE you touch the personage of a king? You tacky package of horse fodder! Be gone, you over excited slot machine!
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Lion:
It's no wonder they threw me out of the jungle, I.O.B.K!
Scarecrow:
I.O.B.K.?
Lion:
Incapable of Being King.
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TinMan:
OH TEENIE!!! OH TEENIE!!
-TinMan
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Dorothy and TinMan:
But everyone has a heart. Alas, everyone except yours truly.
-Dorothy and TinMan
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Tin Man:
The genius who created me only took care of my dashing good looks, razor sharp wit and irresistible attraction to the wrong women. What he forgot.. was a heart.