Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Quotes
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Leonardo: We were awesome!
Michaelangelo: Bodacious!
Raphael: Bitchin'!
Donatello: Uh...
Michaelangelo: Gnarly!
Leonardo: Radical!
Raphael: Totally tubular, dude!
Michaelangelo: Wicked!
Leonardo: Hellacious!
Donatello: Uh, mega...
Splinter: [clears his throat, they all shut up] I have always liked... Cowabunga.
Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael, Donatello: [puase] COWABUNGA!
Splinter: [laughs] I made a funny!
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Splinter:
Leonardo.
Leonardo:
*gasps* Splinter!
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Michaelangelo: [while Leonardo slices the pizza] Yes, friends, the new tubo ginsu. Wa-hoo! It dices, it slices, and it makes French fries and three different...
[a pizza slice lands on Splinter's head]
Michaelangelo: WHOOPS.
Splinter: Kids.
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Casey Jones: Not even close, Zip-neck. Professor and Mary Ann. Happily ever after.
Donatello: No way, Atomic-mouth, Gilligan was her main man. They'd be married and have six kids by now.
Casey Jones: Gilligan was a geek, Barfarooni.
Donatello: *You're* the geek, Camel-breath.
Casey Jones: Dome-head.
Donatello: Elf-lips.
Casey Jones: [of the van they were repairing] Okay, let's give this a try, Fongoid.
Donatello: Here goes. What are we on?
Casey Jones: Uh, "G".
Donatello: Here goes, Gak-face.
Casey Jones: I'm ready, Hose-brain
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Casey Jones: Lead the way, Toots.
April: "Toots"?
Casey Jones: Babe? Sweetcakes? Ah - Princess! You wanna throw me a clue here? I'm drowning.
April: Hey, you know what, that's okay. I'll do it myself.
Casey Jones: Fine, it's up to you. Just don't come around here asking for my help anymore.
April: Casey, I wouldn't ask for your help if you were the last THING on the face of this planet.
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Thug: [of Raph] What the hell was that?
Thug: I - I don't know.
Casey Jones: [jumps down next to them] Now *that*, was a crime, you purse-grabbing pukes. And *this* is the penalty.
[knocks them over with his hockey stick]
Casey Jones: Two minutes for slashing...
[does it again]
Casey Jones: Two minutes for hooking...
[again]
Casey Jones: And let's not forget my personal favorite: two minutes for high sticking.
Raphael: [jumps in and knocks him down] How about a five-minute game misconduct for roughing, pal?
Casey Jones: Hey, Bogey... who died and made you referee? You did your job, now get out of here and let me do mine, all right? These JV low lifes need to be taught a lesson.
Raphael: Not like that they don't. Not from you.
Casey Jones: [turns to see the thugs running away, turns back] Well, it looks like you're the one who needs to be taught a lesson, pal.
[pulls out two ball bats]
Casey Jones: The class is Pain 101. Your instructor is Casey Jones.
Raphael: Look, I don't wanna fight you.
Casey Jones: Yeah, well, tough rocks, pal.
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Michaelangelo:
[watching a "Tortoise and the Hare" cartoon on TV] You believe this guy? Come on, don't just.. Ninja kick the damn rabbit. Do something.
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Raphael: So what are we gonna do? Splinter's out there somewhere.
Leonardo: What *can* we do about it? April's our only lead to these guys. We have to wait until she comes up with something.
Raphael: Oh, so that's the plan from our *great leader*, huh? Just sit here on our butts.
Michaelangelo: [guessing what's about to happen] Fight?
Donatello: Fight.
Michaelangelo: Kichen?
Donatello: Kitchen.
Michaelangelo: Yyyyeah.
Leonardo: I never said I was your great leader.
Raphael: Well, you sure act like it sometimes.
Leonardo: Yeah? Well, you act like a *jerk* sometimes, you know that? And this attitude of yours isn't helping anything.
Raphael: Yeah? Well maybe I'll just take my attitude and leave.
Leonardo: Why don't you?
Raphael: Good. Great.
[walks out the door]
Leonardo: Go ahead. We don't need you.
Michaelangelo: [listening from the kitchen] Pork rind?
Donatello: [mouth full] Pork rind.
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Taxi passenger:
What the heck was that?
Taxi drvier:
Looked like some big turtle in a trench coat.
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Casey Jones:
Afraid? What, me? Is that what you think? You know what, i don't have to take this about being afraid. I'm gonna sleep in the truck!
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Keep practicing
-Michelangleo
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Leonardo: (after the Foot Ninjas barge in) "And I thought insurance salesmen were pushy!"
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Splinter:
How can a face so young wear so many burdens?
Danny:
So, you CAN talk!
Splinter:
Yes, I can also listen. Some say that the path through inner turmoil begins with a friendly ear. My ear is open if you care to use it.
Danny:
No, I don't think so.
Splinter:
What is your name?
Danny:
Danny.
Splinter:
And have you had no one to go to, Danny? No parent?
Danny:
My dad coulda care less about me.
Splinter:
I doubt that is true.
Danny:
Why?
Splinter:
All fathers care for their sons.
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Michaelangelo:
Oh, a fellow chucker, eh?
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Raphael: (chasing after Casey) "Come back here! I'm not finished with you! DAAAAMMMNN!!!"
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Are you some kinda punker? I hate punkers....
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Leonardo:
It's time to go back.
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Pizza dude : 122 and an eighth....122 and an eighth... terrific... where the heck is 122 and an eighth?
raph: youre standing on it dude!
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Casey Jones:
Uh, you guys mind telling me what you are doing with my little green pal over there, hmm? Oh, who is the babe?
Leonardo:
Who the heck is that?
Michelangelo:
Wayne Gretsky...on steroids?
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Michelangelo:
Pizza dude's got thirty seconds.
Donatello:
Hey Mikey, you ever think about what Splinter said tonight? I mean about what it would be like? You know, not having him?
Michelangelo:
Time's up, 3 bucks off!