Alice in Wonderland Quotes
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Tweedle-Dee: If you think we're waxworks you ought to pay, you know. Tweedle-Dum: If you think we're alive you ought to speak to us.
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Alice: "Your Majesty, indeed...why, you're not a queen, but just a--a fat, pompous, bad-tempered, old ty!--tyrant."
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Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum:
How do you do and shake hands, shake hands, shake hands. How do you do and shake hands and state your name and business. That's manners!
-Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum
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Alice:
(singing) Oh, pardon me, but Mr. 3, why must you paint them red?
-Alice
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Doorknob and Alice:
Doorknob: "Sorry. You're much too big. Simply impassable."
Alice: "You mean 'impossible'."
Doorknob: "No, impassable. Nothing's impossible!
-Doorknob and Alice
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Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum:
If you think we're waxworks you ought to pay you know. (honk) But if you think we're alive you ought to speak to us.
-Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum
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Alice and Cheshire Cat:
But I don't want to go among mad people!" "Oh you can't help that. Most everyone's mad here. (laughs) You may notice I'm not all there myself...
-Alice and Cheshire Cat
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Cheshire Cat:
Can you stand on your head?
-Cheshire Cat
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Queen:
Who's been painting my roses red? WHO'S BEEN PAINTING MY ROSES RED? Who dares to taint With vulgar paint The royal flower bed? For painting my roses red Someone will lose his head.
-Queen
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MArch Hare:
I have an excellent idea, LETS CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

-MArch Hare
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Doornob:
Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.

-Doornob
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Mad Hatter:
Oh yes mustard! That'll do... Mustard? Don't let's be silly. Now lemon, that's different...
-Mad Hatter
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Dormouse:
Twinkle twinkle, little bat. How I wonder where you're at? Up above the world so high, Like a tea tray in the sky
-Dormouse
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Alice:
Curiouser and curiouser.
-Alice
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Alice Mad Hatter:
Alice: I mean my C-A-T.
Mad Hatter: Tea?
-Alice Mad Hatter
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Bud and the Rose:
Bud: I think she's pretty.
The Rose: Quiet, Bud.
-Bud and the Rose
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Alice:
Of all the silly nonsense, this is the stupidest tea party I've ever been to in all my life.
-Alice
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Rabbit and a voice in crowd:
White Rabbit: ... And the King.
Voice in crowd: Hooray!
-Rabbit and a voice in crowd
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Cheshire Cat and Alice:
CC: You know? We could make her *really* angry! Shall we try? Alice: Oh, no, no! CC: Oh, but it's loads of fun!


-Cheshire Cat and Alice
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Cheshire Cat:
Why, she simply said that you're a fat, pompous, bad tempered old tyrant!

-Cheshire Cat