Earth Girls Are Easy Quotes
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Candy: "Maybelline...Revlon...Rubbermaid...Talk to me, Max Factor!"
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Valerie: (Looking at the aliens' fur) "Well, I see that split ends are universal".
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Woody: (Looking at Valerie's cat in the pool) "Shoot the curl, kitty!"
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Candy: "If you wanna be a femme fatale, you can't rest on your L'oreals".
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Zeebo: "Yo, baby! Why be with a hero when you can dance with a zero?"
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Good Dancer: "Why be with a zero when you can dance with a hero?"
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Valerie: "If meaningless sex is what you wanted, WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE IT WITH ME?"
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Ted: "If I were any more potent, I'd kill somebody!"
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Woody: "Waste your brain, wax your board, pray for waves!"
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Mac: "Valerie, are we limp and hard to manage?"
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Candy: (Singing "Brand New Girl") "You're cute and fresh and wholesome, but science has a cure. The natural look is nowhere. Your hairdresser knows for sure. You gotta learn the art of teasing...Change your repetoire. All you need's a little faith and a see-through push-up bra!"