Scott:
"(To Jennie before they drive off) "Hi, I'm Scott Nash. I'm headed for Penmore. There's a beautiful girl I'm crazy about". (He hops in and they all drive off)"
Laurie:
"Hi, Camden. Um, I can't promise lasting love or anything, but we could sure have one Hell of a night."
Sandra:
"(Waiting for her policeman fling's call)
Oh, God. Make it ring and I'll never eat another Godiva chocolate as long as I live."
Jennie:
"Oh yeah. Whatever happened to your appointment? How'd it go?"
Laurie:
"Uh, it went, but Conan turned out to be just another jerk in a leopard bikini."
Laurie:
"Flowers? I think that's romantic."
Carole:
"Romantic? Since when have you been into romantic? I thought it was strictly Conan."
Sandra:
"Fort Lauderdale is a zoo. It's full of millions of guys who are just looking for animal sex and debauchery.."
Laurie:
"Exactly, that's *why* we're going."
Laurie:
"Sandra, we're going to Fort Lauderdale for ten days. All you need is a bikini and a diaphram."
Sandra:
"Hey, let's find a gas station. I have to go pee-pee."
Jennie:
"Tinkle."
Carole:
"Leak!"
Laurie:
"Piss"
Sandra:
"Oh, gross!"
Sandra:
"(To Laurie) Are you crazy? Driving in reverse on a major highway?"
Sandra:
"(As Laurie drives backwards to pick up a hitchhiker)
Laurie, no. Not in my car. That guy could be an ax murderer."
Laurie:
"With that bod, I'll chance it."
Sandra:
"Ew, what's that?"
Laurie:
"(Holding a blow-up doll) My buddy Dave. He was a gift and he'll be our bodyguard."
Carole:
"Laurie, it is way too crowded in here. He'll have to sleep in the tub."
Laurie:
"(After finishing her lengthy list of baggage)
I think that ought to get me through the night."
Carole:
"That could get me through the rest of my life."
Carole:
"(Looking at Laurie unloading her bag)
What do you got in there?"
Student:
"[To the girls] Hi, ya'll. I'm from Texas A&M!"
Jennie:
"[looking at student's skimpy outfit] You look more like Texas S&M!"
Laurie:
"Hey, guys. You know what I want to do down here? I want to meet some total bonehead with the most gorgeous bod you've ever seen. His mind has turned to guacamole."
Jennie:
"(After hearing Laurie's detailed fantasy)
She's great when she holds back like this."
Laurie:
"[Describing her dream guy] I'm talking 'Conan the Barbarian'. I'm going to wrap myself around him for 1 night of unbelievable, raw, primal sex."
Jennie:
"(Regarding a police officer) He's cute."
Carole:
"He's real sexy."
Sandra:
"Police officers are not sexy...They are civil servants, and you don't date them."
Tony:
"(In reference to a girl in a bikini walking by)"
Laurie:
"(Drunkenly speaking to a police officer) Hi. Could I have a cheeseburger, fries and a Cherry Coke, please?"