Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Quotes
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Judge Doom:
One of these days you're gonna laugh yourselves to death.
5416
"THEN THE WHOLE DAMN TOWN IS GONNA KNOW YOUR HERE!" - Eddie Valiant
5415
Tweety Bird:
Oooooh, piggies! This wittle piggy went to market, this wittle piggy stayed at home. This wittle piggy had roast beef, and this wittle piggy had..." (Eddie falls) "Uh oh, ran outta piggies.
-Tweety Bird
5414
Bugs Bunny:
Eh, what's up doc? Jumpin' without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, isn't it?
-Bugs Bunny
5413
The Weasels:
We're gonna raaaam'em!
-The Weasels
5412
Eddie and Jessica:
Seriously, what do you see in that guy?" "He makes me laugh.
-Eddie and Jessica
5411
Roger Rabbit:
Us toons may act idiotic, but we're not stupid!
-Roger Rabbit
5410
Roger Rabbit:
Okay, nobody move! All right, you weasels, grab some sky or I let the judge have it. You heard me, I said drop it!

-Roger Rabbit
5409
Roger Rabbit:
"Hide me Eddie! PLEASE! (Hides inside the drawer of Eddie Valint's desk) Remember you never saw me."
Eddie Valiant:
"GET OUT OF THERE!"
5408
Dolores and Eddie:
Would you like to tell me what she was doing with her arms around you?" "Probably looking for a good place to stick a knife!
-Dolores and Eddie
5407
Jessica Rabbit:
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way!
-Jessica Rabbit
5406
Eddie & Jessica:
Seriously, what do you see in that guy?" "He makes me laugh.
-Eddie & Jessica
5405
Judge Doom:
Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked JUST LIKE THIS!!!
5404
Judge Doom:
This is how we handle things down in Toontown. I thought you of all people would appreciate that.
-Judge Doom
5403
Eddie and Baby Herman:
A ladies man, huh? Problem is I've got a 50 year old lust and a 3 year old dinkie.
-Eddie and Baby Herman
5402
Roger:
The real meaning of the word hits you like a ton of bricks!(a ton of bricks falls on Roger)
-Roger
5401
Rodger Rabbit and Eddie Valiant:
Eddie - You mean you could've taken your hands out of those handcuffs the entire time???!!!!
Rodger - No, Eddie, I couldn't...I could only do it when it was funny!
-Rodger Rabbit and Eddie Valiant
5400
Jessica:
He's lost his mind.
Roger:
I don't think so!
5399
Roger Rabbit:
P-P-P-PLEASE!
-Roger Rabbit
5398
Judge Doom:
This is how we handle things down in Toontown.
-Judge Doom