Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Quotes
Eddie: "Here's to the pencil pushers...May they all get lead poisoning!"
R.K: "How much do you know about show business, Mr. Valiant?"

Eddie: "Only there's no business like it...No business I know!"
Eddie: "What are you doing here?"

Betty: "Work's been kind of slow since cartoons went to color, but I've still got it, Eddie. Boop-boop-be-doop, Boop!"

Eddie: "Yeah, you still got it!"
Betty Boop: "Cigars? Cigarettes? EDDIE VALIANT!"

Eddie Valiant: "Betty?"

Betty: "Long time no see".
Judge Doom: (Knocking around the bar) "Shave...And A Hair...Cut..."

Roger: (Flying out of the wall) "TWO BIIIIIIIIIITS!"
aint i a stinker?
bugs bunny
aint i a stinker?
bugs bunny
eddie valiant
aint I a stinker?
bugs bunny
Eddie Valiant: "You mean to tell me you could have taken your hand out of that cuff at any time?!"
Roger Rabbit: "Well, no, not at ANY time; only when it was funny."
Judge Doom: "Stop that laughing! Have you forgotten what happened last time?! If you don't stop laughing, you're gonna end up DEAD, just like your idiot hyena cousins!"
Roger Rabbit:
What could have possibly happened to you to turn you into such a sourpuss?
Eddie Valiant:
You wanna know? (Roger nods) I'll tell ya. A toon killed my twin-brother.
Roger Rabbit:
(frightened) A toon?!? No!
Eddie Valiant:
That's right. A toon. We were investigating an armed robbery at the First National Bank of Toontown. Back in those days, me and Theodore liked workin' Toontown. Thought it was a lotta laughs. Anyway, this guy got away with a zillion simoleons. We trailed him to a little dive down on Yukster Street. We went in. Only he got the drop on us. Literally. Dropped a piano on us from 15 stories. It hurt my arm, and Theodore never made it. I never did find out who that guy was. All I remember was him standin' over me laughin', with those burnin' red eyes, and that high, squeaky voice. He disappeared into Toontown after that.
Roger Rabbit:
(sobs hysterically) No wonder you hate me! If a toon killed my twin-brother, I'd hate me, too.
Eddie Valiant:
Come on. Don't cry, Roger. I don't hate you.
Roger Rabbit:
Yes, you do!
Eddie Valiant:
No, I don't.
Roger Rabbit:
You do hate me. Otherwise, You would have yanked my ears all the time.
Eddie Valiant:
I am sorry that I yanked your ears.
Roger Rabbit:
(Cheering) All the time you've yanked my ears. Well, Put it there, pal. I am feel so much better. Oh boy, I hope it's another cartoon. (Runs a newsreel) Jeepers another stupid newsreel. I hate the news.
Roger Rabbit: "Jeepers, Eddie. That was a close one! How can I ever repay you??" (kisses Eddie)
Eddie Valiant: "For starters, don't EVER kiss me again!"
Smart Ass: "Look, Valiant. We've got a reliable tip that the rabbit was here, and it was corroborated by several others... So cut the bull-shtick."
Eddie Valiant: "You keep talking like that, and I'm gonna have to wash your mouth out!" (shoves the bar of soap in Smart Ass' mouth)
Eddie Valiant:
Get this straight, meatball: I..DON'T..WORK FOR TOONS!
So, what's his problem?
A toon killed his brother.
Dropped the piano on his head.
Boo Boo Bedop!!: Betty boop
Bongo the Gorilla:
What do you think you're doin', chump?
Eddie Valiant:
Who you callin' a chump, chimp?
Eddie: "I'm through with taking falls and bouncing off the walls. When I get done, I'll have some fun, I'll kick you in your..."

Roger: "NOSE!"

Weasel: "Nose? That doesn't rhyme with walls!"

Eddie: "Oh, yeah? Well, this does!" (Eddie kicks him in the balls)
Judge Doom:
(after sprayed by the dip) "WAAAAAAAH YOU CURSED BRAT!!! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!! I'M MELTING, MELTING!!! Oh, What a world, What a world!!! Who would have ever thought of a greatest detective like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?!? OH LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT!!! I'M GOING!!! (moaning to his death)"
Roger Rabbit: