Ghost Dad Quotes
Elliot: "Please Sir Edith?"
Sir Edith: "It's Sir Ed-ith."
Elliot: "But on the book it's spelled Edith."
Sir Edith: "But it is pronounced Ed-ith!"
Elliot: "But it is a girls name."
Sir Edith: "Look here, Edith is not a girls name. Edith is a boys name."
Elliot: "Who were you named after?"
Sir Edith: "I was named after my grand mama."
Elliot: "And they called her Ed-ith?"
Sir Edith: "No they called her Edith."
Elliot: "So you see it is a girls name."
Sir Edith: Noooo! It's Not!!
Diane(daughter): " Are you just going to situp all night?"
Elliot: "I'm a ghost it's my job."
Curtis: "Evil Master i am yours to command."
Elliot: "I command you to go to hell and sit on a hot coal
wait until it snows."
Curtis- "Ooooh!, Yess!, Master! Yes! Yes! Yes!"
Elliot: "My father on my 9th birthday dressed up in a bunny
costume for a whole week."
Danny(son): "A whole week?"
Elliot: "A whole week!, because his zipper was stuck."
Sir Edith:" I sensed a disturdance in the spirit ether. Which is
almost always a sure sign of intercorporeal maltransference."
Elliot: "Huh, What?"
Sir Edith: "It means they screwed up!"
Elliot: Am i in Hell?
Sir Edith: "Oh thank you very much! Do i go into your house
tell you it's some sort of inferno or stinking cesspool?"