Monty Python and the Holy Grail Quotes
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Knights who say Ni:
You shall cut down the mightiest tree in the forest...... WITH....... A HERRING.
-Knights who say Ni
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Legless and armless Black Knight:
Alright we'll call it a draw.
-Legless and armless Black Knight
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Father:
Lots of people said it was to build a castle in a swamp, but I built it anyway. It sank into the swamp. So I built another one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That burnt down fell over then sank into the swamp. But the FOURTH ONE STAYED
-Father
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Gaurd:
Where did you get the coconuts?
-Gaurd
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Father, Groom:
Father (looking out the window)- "One day lad, all this will be yours."
Groom- "What, the curtains?"
Father- "No, not the curtains!"
-Father, Groom
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Arthur and Black Knight:
Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No, it isn't.
Arthur: Well, what's that then?
Black Knight: I've had worse.
Arthur: You liar!
-Arthur and Black Knight
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Leader of the Knights Who Say Ni:
We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni...We are the Knights Who Say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing...
-Leader of the Knights Who Say Ni
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Narrator:
As the horrendous Black Beast lunged forward, escape
for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless. When, suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack...
-Narrator
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Tim the Enchanter:
There are some who call me...Tim?
-Tim the Enchanter
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Bedevere:
And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.

-Bedevere
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Chanting Monks:
Pies lesu domine, donna eis requiem...(WHACK)...Pies lesu domine, donna eis requiem...(WHACK)...Pies lesu domine, donna eis requiem...(WHACK)...
-Chanting Monks
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Arthur:
What're you gonna do, bleed on me??!!
-Arthur
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Bridge Keeper and Galahad:
Bridge: What is your favorite color?
Galahad: Blue. No, yel - AAAAAAAHH!
-Bridge Keeper and Galahad
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Random Peasant:
Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!
-Random Peasant
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Dingo:
Bad Zoot! She is a naughty person. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her. You must spank her well. And then... spank me!
-Dingo
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Bedevere & Villager #3:
What makes you think she is a witch?
Well, she turned me into a newt.
A newt?
I got better.
-Bedevere & Villager #3
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Narrator & Knights:
In the frozen lands of Nador, they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing.
Yay!
-Narrator & Knights
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Old Man:
I'm not dead!
-Old Man
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King Arthur:
On second thought lets NOT go to Camelot, tis a silly place.
-King Arthur
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Dennis:
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
-Dennis