Wayne's World Quotes
3611
Garth:
(Holds up a box of condoms) "ribbed for her pleasure...ewwww!"
-Garth
3610
Garth:
Excuse me...I'd like to get by now.
-Garth
3609
Garth:
Hi. Doesn't it seem weird? I mean, why does this guy have contracts? You ever see the Twilight Zone episode where the guy signed a contract, and they cut out his tounge, and it wouldn't die? It just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tounges?
-Garth
3608
Wayne & Garth:
Garth "Party on Wayne"..........Wayne "Party on Garth"
-Wayne & Garth
3607
Wayne and Garth:
Schwing!!!!!
-Wayne and Garth
3606
Wayne:
I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be.
-Wayne
3605
Wayne:
A gun rack? What am I going to do with a gun rack? I don't even own a gun, let alone enough guns to necessitate a whole gun rack?
-Wayne
3604
Wayne:
I'd like the cream of sum-young-guy.
-Wayne
3603
Wayne:
Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries...
-Wayne
3602
Garth:
Hey there Mr. Donut-head-man... look who'se comin' ta kill ya! I dunno, but ya better not...
-Garth
3601
Wayne:
If it's a severed head, I will be very upset...
-Wayne
3600
Garth:
Ribbed for her pleasure....ewwwww
-Garth
3599
Wayne and Garth:
WAYNE'S WORLD! WAYNE'S WORLD! PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT! WOOOOO!
-Wayne and Garth
3598
Wayne and Garth:
We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
-Wayne and Garth
3597
Wayne:
ExSqueeze me? A baking powder?
-Wayne