Wayne's World Quotes
3631
Wayne:
Wayne - "A shivinter says what?"
Noah - "What?"
Wayne - "A shivinter says what?"
Noah - "What?"
Wayne - "Exactly!"
-Wayne
3630
Wayne:
My name is Wayne Campbell. I live in Aurora Illinois, which is a suburb of Chicago..Excellent. Ok, I still live with my parents. Which I admit, is both bogus and sad, but I still know how to party... I've a lot of joe jobs, nothing I'd call a career.
-Wayne
3629
Wayne:
Car!
[Car drives by.]
Game on!
-Wayne
3628
wayne campbell:
No Stairway?
Denied!
-wayne campbell
3627
garth:
did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he dressed up like a girl bunny?
-garth
3626
Benjamin Kane:
I always knew you were small time.
-Benjamin Kane
3625
wanne to stacey:
a gun rack.......you bought me a gun rack.
-wanne to stacey
3624
garth:
If she were president she would be Babe-raham Lincoln!
-garth
3623
Wayne:
[holding a Pizza Hut box] Well that's where I see things just a little differently. Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor.

-Wayne
3622
Garth:
Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.

-Garth
3621
Benjamin:
Oh, actually all champagne is French, it's named after the region. Otherwise it's sparkling white wine. Americans of course don't recognize the convention, so it becomes that thing of calling all of their sparkling white "champagne", even though by d
-Benjamin
3620
Glen:
Yeah I know what you'd like to do. You'd like to find the guy who did it, rip his still beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face so he can see how black it is before he dies.

-Glen
3619
Wayne:
She will be mine. Oh, yes - she will be mine.
-Wayne
3618
Garth:
[wearing Reebok wardrobe] It's like people only do these things because they can get paid. And that's just really sad.

-Garth
3617
Stacy (Wayne's ex-girlfriend):
You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.
-Stacy (Wayne's ex-girlfriend)
3616
Cassandra:
Yeah, and if a frog had wings it wouldn't bump its ass when it hopped.
-Cassandra
3615
Old Man Withers:
And I would've gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for you snoopin' kids!

-Old Man Withers
3614
Garth:
LIVE IN THE NOW!!!!
-Garth
3613
Garth and Wayne:
Garth: I think we should go now. (Handed inspection card) Cool!
Wayne: (Grabbing card) Cool!
-Garth and Wayne
3612
Garth:
I don't really have too much to say right now. What's that?
-Garth