Wayne's World Quotes
3651
Wayne: "Ok, Garth, just sit there and he's gonna put that thing on your melon."
Garth: "Just a trim. Don't buzz me, all right?"
3650
Wayne: "Hi. I'm in Delaware."
3649
Garth: "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick".
3648
Wayne: (To a man in a limo next to the Mirth Mobile) "Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?"
3647
SHWING!!!!
-Wayne, Garth
3646
Wayne: "Hey, Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine, you blow my mind. Hey, Mickey". (Cassandra joins in) W&C: "Hey, Mickey. Hey, Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, Hey, Mickey!" (Awkward Pause)
3645
Wayne: *gasp* Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
3644
Russell: In five, four, three (motions the numbers two and one).
Garth: You didn't say two or one?
Russell: You don't say two or one.
Garth: Why?
Russell: You just don't!
3643
(Referring to Garth's on-air breakdown) Did you see that scene in Scanners when that dude's head blew up?
-TV Controller
3642
"does this guy know how to party or what!!"- wayne about alice cooper
3641
If your gonna spew, spew into this.
-Garth
3640
"Ok, first I'll access the secret military spy satellite that's in a geo-synchronous orbit that's over the midwest. Then, I'll id the limo by the vanity plate Mr. Bigg and get his approximate position. Then, I'll reposition the transmitter dish in the remote truck to 17.32 degrees east, hit west up over the Atlantic bounce the signal down into the Abors up the Conzact 6 beam it back through to Zack through transmitter number 137 and down to the dish in the back of Mr.Bigg's limo. It's almost too easy"

-Garth
3639
"If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset"
-Wayne
3638
Wayne: "First he screws me, then he screws you. It's Dutch Door action".

Cassandra: "I think you'd better get out of here".
3637
Wayne and Garth:
W: How about a little "Bohemian Rhapsody" gentlemen?

G: Good call!
-Wayne and Garth
3636
Wayne:
yes and it's the choice of a new generation
(holding up soda can)
-Wayne
3635
Wayne:
I have an extensive collection of nametags and hairnets.
-Wayne
3634
T-1000/Wayne:
T-1000: "Have you seen this boy?". Wayne: "AAAHHH!"
-T-1000/Wayne
3633
Wayne:
Shyeah, right. And monkeys might fly out of our butts.
-Wayne
3632
Garth:
And they got a pool table too.

-Garth