Wayne's World Quotes
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Noah:
Come bust a move where the games are played. It's dope, it's fresh, it's Noah's Arcade!
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Wayne:
Where did you learn English?
Cassandra:
College...And the 'Police Academy' movies
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Wayne:
(Interrupting Glen's rant) "Ho-woh! What do you think you're doing? Only me and Garth get to talk to the camera."
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Glen: "Why is it, that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?"
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Glen: "I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night."
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Wayne: (When discussing "Bewitched"): "Dick York...Dick Sargent...'Sergeant York'".
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Garth: "Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man has gone before, but I'll probably stay in Aurora."
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Wayne: (While discussing "Bewitched") "Dick Sargent...Dick York...'Sergeant York'".
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Wayne: (To Garth) "You kiss your mother with that mouth?"
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Garth: (Finishing his rant) "...'Til the handle breaks off and you have to get a doctor to pull it out again".
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Garth: (To Wayne) "Well, you know what you can do with your show? You can take a flying..." (Words are obscured by a loud plane)
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Wayne: (To Garth) "You know what you can do with your pop quiz?"
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Wayne: (To Garth) "Okay, how about F? You're a gimp?"
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Garth: (About Benjamin) "E. Does not live with PARENTS!"
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Garth: (About Benjamin) "D. Has no visible scars".
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Garth: (About Benjamin) "C. Has lots of cash."
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Garth: (About Benjamin) "B. Has cool car."
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Garth: (About Benjamin) "A. Chicks think he's handsome".
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Garth: "Okay, pop quiz. Cassandra is not interested in Benjamin because..."
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Garth: Ah-ha! What's this? "How to pick up chicks." "How to meet women." He's smooth.