Garfield's Thanksgiving
Release: November 22, 1989
Posters
Quotes
Garfield:
""Thanksgiving...humbug. What good is it if you're on a diet?"
-Garfield"
Grandma:
"And now, for the piece de resistance: Pumpkin pie!"
Garfield:
"Skip the piece of resistance. Just gimme a piece of pie"
Garfield:
"Oh, woe is me. I've been put on a diet and I'm gonna die.
-Garfield"
Garfield:
"We wouldn't be the great nation we are today if it weren't for coffee, so do your patriotic duty, Jon Arbuckle, and fix… me… breakfast!
[drumbeats, then cymbals]"
Jon:
"I wonder if people with goldfish have this problem."
Garfield:
"If I can't enjoy Thanksgiving, nobody will!
-Garfield"
Garfield:
"Yum, yum. Turkey on a stick.
-Garfield"
Garfield:
"I've been on this diet for ten minutes and I can tell I've already lost something: my sense of humor.
-Garfield"
Garfield:
"Deep-fat fry! Deep-fat fry! Music to my ears!
-Garfield"
Grandma:
"Aw. You're looking a little thin. Isn't that grandson of mine feeding you?"
Garfield:
"Grandma, I love you. Don't ever leave us."
Garfield:
"You know how I LOVE tradition!
-Garfield"
Garfield:
"Here, Odie. Wednesdays are good and good for ya!
-Garfield"
