Inspector:
"he's following in his grandfather's vootshtops!"
Villagers:
"Huh?"
Insepctors:
"Starts pounding his feet, vootshtops, vootshtops!!"
Villagers:
"OH!! Footsteps!"
Igor:
"You know... I'll never forget my old dad... when these things would happen to him. The things he'd say to me."
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein:
"What did he say?"
Igor:
"What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night!? Why don't you get our of there and give someone else a chance!?"
Igor:
"You're putting me on."
Frederick Frankenstein:
"LIIIIFFFEEE GIVE MY CREATION LIFFEEE!"
Fredric and Igor:
"Fredric: What a filthy job.
Igor: Could be worse.
Fredric: How?
Igor: Could be raining.(A crash of thunder and it starts to rain.)
-Fredric and Igor"
Fredric and Frau Blucher:
"Fredric: Stand back for the love of god! He has a rotten brain!
Frau Blucher: It's not rotten. It's a good brain.
Fredric: It's rotten I tell you! Rotten.
-Fredric and Frau Blucher"
Fredrick:
"SEDAGIVE!?
-Fredrick"
Igor:
"Dirty word! He said a dirty word!!
-Igor"
Inga:
"Put ze candle back!
-Inga"
Frederick Frankenstein:
"MY GRANDFATHERS' WORK WAS DOO-DOO! I AM NOT INTERESTED IN DEATH! THE ONLY THING THAT INTERESTS ME IS THE PRESERVATION OF LIFE. (stabs himself in the leg with a scalpel) Class is dismissed.
-Frederick Frankenstein"
Dr. Frankenstein:
"Put the candle back.
-Dr. Frankenstein"
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein:
"Hearts and kidneys are TINKER TOYS!
-Dr. Frederick Frankenstein"
Inga and Fredric:
"Inga(shouting through door): Dr. Fronkensteen. Are you all right?
Fredric: MY NAME...IS FRANKENSTEIN!
-Inga and Fredric"
Frederick (to Igor):
"Damn your eyes!
Igor(pointing to his eyes): Too late.
-Frederick (to Igor)"
The Monster:
"PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ!
-The Monster"
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein:
"Igore, Where did you get this brain??"
Igore:
"I got it from the jar named Abby Normal…"
Dr. Frankenstein:
""Abby Normal…"? You mean you brought me an abnormal brain?!"
Inga & Igore:
"WereWolf!
There wolf.
-Inga & Igore"
Inga:
"He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker."
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein and Igor:
"Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags?
[doing a Groucho Marx] Certainly, you take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban.
-Dr. Frederick Frankenstein and Igor"
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein:
"All right, you win. You win. I give. I'll say it. I'll say it. I'll say it. DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING DEATH FOR ME! DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING DEATH FOR ME!
-Dr. Frederick Frankenstein"