The Art of Dying
Release: August 08, 1991

Wings Hauser both stars in and directs The Art of Dying. Hauser plays Jack, a vice cop who tries to unravel the mystery behind a series of murders in which each of the corpses has been found with stage makeup on its face. Turns out that the killer is Roscoe (Gary Werntz), a demented movie-maker whose overwhelming desire for realism has resulted in a variety of horrible deaths for his unwary actors. Each victim is dispatched in a manner evoking a famous film: one is killed in the shower, another dies while playing Russian Roulette a la The Deer Hunter, and so forth. Also starring Hal Erickson Angela Rae - Summer Jesse Sperling - Kid 1 Vanessa Sperling - Kid 2 Michael J. Pollard - Delbert Tony Longo - Victor Sidney Lassick - Wally Jean Levine - Rita Ona Simms Wiegers - Donna T.C. Warner - Janet Wings Hauser - Jack Gary Werntz - Roscoe Pam Dixon Mickelson - Wilma Mary Bond Davis - Jessie Sarah Douglas - Sarah Michael Easton - Bobby Henry Brown - Captain Jorge Alvarez - Scarface Chuck Lacey - Bookkeeper Kathleen Kinmont - Holly Scott Lowry - Preacher man Bill Frenzer - Cowboy Bob Roger Hewlett - Crackman Mitch Hara - Latin Jerry

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Jack: "All right, fella, this has gone far enough. Now, listen to me, nobody wants to hurt you any more. But you're sick, and you need some help."
Roscoe: "SICK? Oh no, I'm way beyond sick! Hell, Jack, I'm even beyond reality!"
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Jack: "You know, the only thing I gotta say is, it's been really tough on men through the '70s and '80s when it comes to women. And I'll tell ya, if this is any indication of what the '90s is gonna be like, I, uh - to hell with it, I'll go gay!"
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Holly: "I got about an hour. We can spend it out here fighting, or we can spend it inside fucking. Personally, it doesn't matter to me. I like them both."
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Roscoe: "Ow! Stop shooting me!"
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