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Some sources list John Morrissey as director of 9 1/2 Ninjas, while others credit Aaron Worth. There's no confusion, however, as to whom the "one-half" is. That honor goes to leading lady Andee Gray, who joins an all-male Ninja training group. Gray gets a big kick out of her lessons (no pun intended), until she realizes that she's been followed. It seems that a rival contingent of ninjas intends to assassinate her. And that's only one of the many surprises in store for the viewers of 9 1/2 Ninjas; this is no run-of-the-mill chopsocky effort, but a dizzy plunge into near-surrealism. — Hal Erickson

Michael Phenicie - Joe Vogue
Andee Gray - Lisa Thorne
Robert Fieldsteel - Arnold Gruber
Ralph Manza - Old Man
Gerald Okamura - Master
Tom "Tiny" Lister, Jr. - Cutter
Don Stark - Sledge
James Walker - Bum
Kane Hodder
Monty Hoffman - Isaac
Magda Harout - Mrs. Gladys Vogue
Barbara Leary - Dimitri
Sharon Lee Jones - Zelda
Rance Howard - Ninja Negotiator
Paul Jabara - Mr. Ninja [Voice]