kevin:"well you stop that rackat!! It's like a gorilla chewing a logcabin!!!"
Andy:"(Drunk on the couch) Take it off Baby!
-Andy"
Quote O' Matic
TV News Reporter:"A meteoroid three times the size of Earth is heading towards us leading to the destruction of all life on this planet." (A crew member gives the reporter a sheet of paper and scans it) "This just in, no it's not."