Thread: Favorite SNL commercial

    • 14 years 3 months ago
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    The ones I can think of right off the top of my head are:

    Cold Cock Beer

    A donut commercial with John Belushi

    Bud Gay

    Colon Blow

    Buckwheat sings slow jams

    Will Ferrell in a commercial where they drink cookie dough

    Long Leak Malt Liquor & F'd up Malt Liquor (These might have been in skits)

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    Here are the SNL commercials that I remmeber:

    1. Colon Blow
    2. "The Network Battle of the T's and A's" Promo (with the NBCSeeUs ID champaign)
    3. Quaray
    4. Swill
    5. Donuts
    6. Buckwheat Sings
    7. Doby
    8. Nikey
    9. Kannon (with Stevie Wonder)
    10. Handy Off
    11. Budweiser Light
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    Oooh, I loved the "First National Change Bank", "Bass-O-Matic 76er", "Schmidt's Gay Beer"- I know there's a bunch I'm forgetting right now.

    dave- just remembered "Oops, I Crapped My Pants", too.
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    Without a doubt; "Ooop's I crapped my pants"
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    AM Ale, Mom Jeans, 80s smoke alarm
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    little chocolate donuts

    and the one with the floor wax that's also a desert topping

    and

    mercury mistress "for men who love their cars a little too much"
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    Quote by Quinnrules1997
    Without a doubt; "Ooop's I crapped my pants"


    Heh-heh. Ditto on that.

    I'm still a big fan of the Land Shark bit, though.
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    Adobe, the affordable car made out of clay,

    Mel's Char Pallace, slaughter your own cow!,

    A.M. Ale,

    The Velvet Jones School of Technology,

    The Disfuntional Family Christmas Album.
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    Crystal Gravey

    Jiffy Pop Airbag
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    Quote by Funky
    Adobe, the affordable car made out of clay,

    Mel's Char Pallace, slaughter your own cow!,

    A.M. Ale,

    The Velvet Jones School of Technology,

    The Disfuntional Family Christmas Album.


    i knew there was one i was forgetting i love 'dysfunctional family christmas'. it;s the only skit from the 1993 christmas compilation i watch every year.

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    The insurance commercial for when the robots attack was funny!
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    The insurance commercial for when the robots attack was funny!


    "Old Glory Life Insurance, for when the metal ones come for you. And they will." The funniest part of that ad for me was that they got Sam Waterston from Law & Order to be in it.

    My favorite SNL ad has to the faux beer commercial for yuppie slime that turns out to be a message from God: "Where you're going, you've always known it/ Where you're going, you're on you way/ Where you're going, YOU'RE GONNA PAY! You're going to HELL!"
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    I've never seen that one, sounds hillarious. Just like Frank Zappa's song "When Yuppies Go to Hell."
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    My favorites are Schmitt's Gay, Subshack, Colon Blow, and Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor.
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    - Schmitt's Gay Beer

    - Oops I Crapped My Pants

    - Loose Bear

    - Buckwheat Sings

    - Kotex Classic

    - Mercury Mistress

    - Homocil

    - Turlington Tattoo Remover

    - Mom Jeans

    - Dysfunctional Family Christmas Album
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    I LOVE the commercial with Jan Hooks and Phil Hartman parodying the then-popular Calvin Klein perfume instead being about disenfectant. It was shot in black & white and the actors all had this hilarious melodramatic look on their face and at the end Jan Hooks says "Calvin Kleen...the world's most indulgent disenfectant"! I love it!
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    My all-time favorite has to be Colon Blow. That made me LMAO.
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    the two best are the bass-o-matic 76

    and happy fun ball

    lets not forget the amazin lazer
    FABOO!

    HUGBEES!

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    We're going to sing you a lullaby
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    Mmmwah!
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    Quote by DrkKnyt911

    Bud Gay


    That's schmittz gay. ADam Sandler and Chris farley were the best team on SNL.
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    Wow, so many to choose from. Here goes:

    Tressant Supreme - the oh-so-annoying Kelly Ripa plugs a shampoo that contains a hint of crack cocaine.

    Oops I Crapped My Pants

    The Dancer - Dana Carvey uses a piece of exercise equipment that makes the user dance, a la Bowflex

    Team Xynex - it only aired once - a group of people in an office that do wasteful tasks that consume time (and your money)

    Handi-Off - I still shriek when the fingers fall off. "Hey Sheila, pick you up at six?" "Let's make it fve!"

    Einstein Express - when it absolutely positively has to be there the day before yesterday.

    Shimmer - it's a floor wax AND a dessert topping

    Mels Char Palace

    Alexander's Fur World - they show stock footage of Lemmings jumping off a cliff, and say that the fur came from animals that were depressed

    Big Red

    Casey Kasem Sings the Beatles

    Compulsion

    Cookie Dough Sport

    Love Toilet

    Derek Jeter's Taco Hole (my friend Kristin and I couldn't stop singing this)

    That's off the top of my head. I gotta think of some more. LOL!

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