Thread: Help, I need the cheesest movie!!

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    • 8 years 6 months ago
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    I need to find a gem that is fun to watch and easy to make fun of. Something that is fun and cheesy. It would be helpful if it was on netflix or is public domain. But give me whatever titles you can. You know the best of mystery science theater 2000 type stuff.

    thanks for whatever you guys can come up with

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    Shark Boy and Lava Girl is incredibly cheesy. You may facepalm multiple times throughout the movie.

    Also, the scene where the students applauded to "apologize" to a student in A Smile As Big As The Moon was so tacky it made me twitch.
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    Quote by randomuser2349
    Shark Boy and Lava Girl is incredibly cheesy. You may facepalm multiple times throughout the movie.

    Also, the scene where the students applauded to "apologize" to a student in A Smile As Big As The Moon was so tacky it made me twitch.

    that's pretty good one. But just about everything on the disney channel is like that, or at least I think so. What I need is a movie like plan 9 from outer space or better. Its a movie where the characters are emotionless, and passionless. the dialogue has many pauses and awkward phases. and has cheesy throw backs to men being dominant over women, the male choice is the right one and women at work is not an option. I am a feminist, I just think it is funny to see those stupid cheesy claims in old films. Kind of a way to laugh at the past. It would also be great to have bad facial expressions and worse costume design. If a movie had at least two or three of those that would be great. You guys know of any?
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    Maybe you would like the 1982 movie "Swamp Thing" starring Adrienne Barbeau. Sort of a monster boy meets pretty girl kinda flick that balances the cheesy/campy vs. serious sci-fi.




    For something less cheesy don't overlook John Carpenter's 1981 film "Escape from New York" starring Kurt Russell and Adrienne Barbeau.

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    Classic cult film

    The Giant Claw

    probably would fit your description

    [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOj0nXpRqX8]view trailer[/url]

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    Sharktopus (2011)

    Imagine if [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oX7Oj78dn4]Devil Fish[/url] MST3k episode 911
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    [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doLrv8eFPkc&NR=1&feature=endscreen]view trailer[/url]

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    Quote by Straydog
    Classic cult film

    The Giant Claw

    probably would fit your description

    [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOj0nXpRqX8]view trailer[/url]

    ________________________________________________________
    If you want something recent
    Roger Corman's still out there


    Sharktopus (2011)

    Imagine if MST3k episode[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oX7Oj78dn4]Devil Fish[/url]
    was made today with cg effects


    [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doLrv8eFPkc&NR=1&feature=endscreen]view trailer[/url]

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    Quote by eddstarr88
    Maybe you would like the 1982 movie "Swamp Thing" starring Adrienne Barbeau. Sort of a monster boy meets pretty girl kinda flick that balances the cheesy/campy vs. serious sci-fi.




    For something less cheesy don't overlook John Carpenter's 1981 film "Escape from New York" starring Kurt Russell and Adrienne Barbeau.



    that's not cheezy enough for me, the giant claw is basically what I needed. thanks for the suggestions though. Swamp thing would be good for a cheesy 80s 70s movie night but I need cheesy enough to make fun of. swamp thing would be good but I wanted even more cheesier than that. It was still a good suggestion though.
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    Straydog is the best!
    "The Giant Claw" is cheesier than Kraft Mac and Cheese Dinner, lol.
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    bats . good movie but a bit chessy(Invalid img)
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    The attack f the killer klowns from outer space cheese fest
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    ^ I was just going to mention killer klowns.

    There's also [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUpWMN9Rm5Q]"hamburger: the motion picture"[/url], and [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzEA5R0XHOQ]"poultrygeist: night of the chicken dead"[/url]
    There's also [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27E4Qfj7iEY]"toxic avenger"[/url] and [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Kd642Ix5ks]"robot jox"[/url]
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    The cheesiest movie is also the best worst movie of all time... Troll 2!

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    Warriors of the Wasteland

    Parole Violators

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    All TERRIBLE movies that are made fun by ripping it apart. Parole Violators is badly acted, over the top violence and over the top story. Perfect for skewering.
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