Thread: Movies That Just Should Not Have Happened?

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    "The Beast Master" sequals were so bad. It's a shame because the first movie was so good.
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    This thread should not have happened.
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    Total Recall is only "cheesy" good (in my opinion)... its that good where it is good the first or second time but the third time around and after it quickly becomes that "I'll watch it, but only if its a Sunday and I have nothing better to do and nothing else of substance is on the other channels" kind of good...... and no one can fix that.... that is my point and that is why I added it within the article.... but I respect if you did not agree.... that's why I started this and the duplicate thread...... for those of you who wished to talk about the topic, to bring it on.... even if we disagreed with eachother.
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    Quote by luv4da80s
    Well..... as much as I ticked some off about having had created a duplicate thread for what some felt was self promotion (it was meant for conversation.... the promotion was just icing on the cake).... I would like to share http://theworldofrossology.tk/stop-in-the-name-of-all-that-is-good-and-holy-just-just-stop/ with you all seeing as you all had a hand in helping me create this article for my website.... thank you and I hope that I will not be banned from the forums as some may like me to be for the duplicate thread.... this is because I would love to start future conversation for the site if ever given the chance...


    I liked your article, it was pretty good. I kind of liked Total Recall though, I don't know why the mention. It wasn't a great movie, but it was ok, a least compared to the real horrible movies mentioned in your article.

    Also, I don't think Van Damme was in Double Dragon.
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    Quote by luv4da80s
    Well..... as much as I ticked some off about having had created a duplicate thread for what some felt was self promotion (it was meant for conversation.... the promotion was just icing on the cake).... I would like to share http://theworldofrossology.tk/stop-in-the-name-of-all-that-is-good-and-holy-just-just-stop/ with you all seeing as you all had a hand in helping me create this article for my website.... thank you and I hope that I will not be banned from the forums as some may like me to be for the duplicate thread.... this is because I would love to start future conversation for the site if ever given the chance...


    Ok alright. Now, stop the promo thingy and you will have no problems. We need no icing in the cake.
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    Well..... as much as I ticked some off about having had created a duplicate thread for what some felt was self promotion (it was meant for conversation.... the promotion was just icing on the cake).... I would like to share http://theworldofrossology.tk/stop-in-the-name-of-all-that-is-good-and-holy-just-just-stop/ with you all seeing as you all had a hand in helping me create this article for my website.... thank you and I hope that I will not be banned from the forums as some may like me to be for the duplicate thread.... this is because I would love to start future conversation for the site if ever given the chance...
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    I don't think anyone could've saved that movie too, but casting could've been a bit better. For example, the cast for Ken was horrendous, not even slightly resembled the video game character, the cast for Sagat was too old, Raul Julia for Bison was a mistake, Blanka and Dhalsim were horribly made.
    Another reason the movie sucked was the story and plot, both were awful.
    Van Damme was the only good thing from the movie (big fan of him as a kid).

    Another idea for your article maybe the Double Dragon movie made as it sucked, I don't quite remember it, but I do remember it was bad.
    I agree with everyone except for Raul Julia. I think he brought much needed life in that movie with his wonderful acting. Without him this movie would have NOTHING redeeming in it.

    Raul Julia was the best part of the movie. His line "For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday" is the best villain line ever.

    Balrog was a mistake as well. His acting was awful and he was one of the good guys. It's no wonder they changed it in the animated series (although they still made Zangief one of the bad guys)
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    Also, any movie that turned a previously decent director into a pretentious shit-peddler, like Batman & Robin, Titanic and Kill Bill: vol 2.

    I don't think Joel Schumacher made anything good except for maybe Batman Forever which was decent.
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    Also, any movie that turned a previously decent director into a pretentious shit-peddler, like Batman & Robin, Titanic and Kill Bill: vol 2.
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    Quote by DirtyD1979
    Quote by AtlantaCommercials


    I don't think anyone could've saved that movie too, but casting could've been a bit better. For example, the cast for Ken was horrendous, not even slightly resembled the video game character, the cast for Sagat was too old, Raul Julia for Bison was a mistake, Blanka and Dhalsim were horribly made.
    Another reason the movie sucked was the story and plot, both were awful.
    Van Damme was the only good thing from the movie (big fan of him as a kid).

    Another idea for your article maybe the Double Dragon movie made as it sucked, I don't quite remember it, but I do remember it was bad.
    I agree with everyone except for Raul Julia. I think he brought much needed life in that movie with his wonderful acting. Without him this movie would have NOTHING redeeming in it.

    Raul Julia was the best part of the movie. His line "For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday" is the best villain line ever. OF COURSE he was. Julia just gave the character a Breathtaking performance.
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    Anything by the team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer,
    A Thousand Words/Norbit (along with any other "comedy" Eddie Murphy has done in the past 10 years),
    Transformers Trilogy (and yes I am aware of the 4th film coming out), and Basically anything that's a remake (with a few exceptions)
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    Quote by AtlantaCommercials


    I don't think anyone could've saved that movie too, but casting could've been a bit better. For example, the cast for Ken was horrendous, not even slightly resembled the video game character, the cast for Sagat was too old, Raul Julia for Bison was a mistake, Blanka and Dhalsim were horribly made.
    Another reason the movie sucked was the story and plot, both were awful.
    Van Damme was the only good thing from the movie (big fan of him as a kid).

    Another idea for your article maybe the Double Dragon movie made as it sucked, I don't quite remember it, but I do remember it was bad. I agree with everyone except for Raul Julia. I think he brought much needed life in that movie with his wonderful acting. Without him this movie would have NOTHING redeeming in it.

    Raul Julia was the best part of the movie. His line "For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday" is the best villain line ever.
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    Thanks for the support and I will be back if and when the need for a new post that fits the feel of this site may arise.... but while I hope to hear more thoughts on movies that should never have been made... the article I set out to write is now done... I will post the link sooner rather than later once I go over it with a fine-toothed comb.
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    Catwoman and Josie and the Pussycats? PERFECT EXAMPLES! Also.... thanks to whoever said this thread had a ton of potential, but went down hill..... I agree with that first part, but do not let a few that you may not like or agree with mess things up for you....

    As for the post this was intended for... it is coming soon my pretties.... stay tooned to my site.... it will be coming soon.
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    Rob Zombie's Halloween
    Nightmare On Elm Street (the crappy new one)
    Twilight
    The Notebook...and indeed any Nicholas Sparks movie
    Napoleon Dynamite
    Jack And Jill
    anything with Tom Cruise
    Don't pay any attention to the evil spirited and dead of heart. They're not worth your time.
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    Little Nicky.
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    Catwoman
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    But in the spirit of the thread, I'll go with Josie and the Pussycats and Austin Powers in Goldmember, which was the beginning of Beyonce Knowles' illustrious movie career.


    Actually Carmen: A Hip Hopera was Beyonce's first starring role. (Produced by Jay-Z, making me hate him forever after.)


    I think what she is trying to say is it was her first major Hollywood role, as in a major motion picture.
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