Thread: Fictitious TV characters you wouldn't want as friends

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    Will Smith-immature and a dick
    Carrie Bradshaw-wanton slut and know-it-all
    Lucas Scott (pretty much anyone on OTH except Haley, Peyton, Jake and Whitey)-douchebags
    Blanche Devereaux-insecure bitch
    Emma Nelson-whiny and holier-than-thou
    Ashley Kerwin-two-faced
    Paige Michalchuk-snob
    Peter Griffin-too stupid for words
    Brian Griffin-racist
    Eric Cartman-see above
    Regine Hunter-insecure bitch
    Miranda Bailey-too angry and mean-spirited
    All the kids on SBTB-assholes
    All the kids from BH 90210 except for Andrea, Donna and David-materialistic and dumb
    Kimber Benton-airhead
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    Probably Flippy from Happy Tree Friends. That dude is crazy.
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    Randy from Pee-Wee's Playhouse
    Hank Hill (He's got propane in his narrow urethra)
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    Peggy Hill from King of the Hill, never hated a character so much, typical control freak know-it-all attitude but knows nothing person
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    Anyone remembers a 70s Hanna Barbera series called Wait 'Til Your Father Gets Home? Well,in that series (which predates The Simpsons almost by 20 years) there was this guy called Ralph Kane who saw Commies everywhere and was incredibly nosy. That feller has always represented to me the Nightmare Neighbor.

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    Thankfully,I've been lucky (so far) and none of my neighbors have ever given me grief.
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    Peggy Hill
    Screach
    Eddie Haskell
    Peter Griffon
    Brian Griffon
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    Quote by Otown407Soldier
    Peggy Hill from King of the Hill, never hated a character so much, typical control freak know-it-all attitude but knows nothing person


    Yeah, I'll agree with not wanting her as a friend. Sometimes, those personally traits are funny, other times it's just super annoying. Not to mention the way, she really believes she's so good looking.

    I'll also say, there is no way I would have Peter Griffen as a bud.
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    The Warners - Anyone who annoys you in threes and pulls out anvils and mallets from hammerspace don't deserve your friendship.
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    Quote by Guild_Navigator
    Anyone remember a 70s Hanna Barbera series called Wait 'Till Your Father Gets Home? Well,in that series (which predates The Simpsons almost by 20 years) there was this guy called Ralph Kane who saw Commies everywhere and was incredibly nosy. That feller has always represented to me the Nightmare Neighbor.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHS1q1gQZNw

    Thankfully,I've been lucky (so far) and none of my neighbors have ever given me grief.


    Man I loved that show, I rerember it came on at like 2am on Cartoon Network in the 90's. Brought back alot of memories, but he doesnt bother me as much, its the same thing in this day an age with terrorists, drug dealers, thieves, etc.
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    I also can't stand Peggy Hill. I would have liked King of the Hill alot better if they made Hank's wife a better and less annoying character.

    Charlie Harper and Dr. Alan Harper from Two and Half Men. You could catch 8 kinds of STD's just from being Charlie's next door neighbor and then there's Dr. Alan who's like a nightmarish mix of Niles Crane and Danny Tanner in his least masculine moments.

    Marcy & Jefferson Darcy. Marcy and I would wind up locking horns the same way as she and Al Bundy do and Jefferson Darcy would keep whining to me about Marcy's emasculating ways and would also probably beg me for money.
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    Quote by knuclear200x
    The Warners - Anyone who annoys you in threes and pulls out anvils and mallets from hammerspace don't deserve your friendship.


    LOL I kinda agree with you there. And in that same thread, it probably wouldn't be the greatest of ideas to be friends with either Buster or Babs Bunny for the same reason you listed, Knuke.

    Also, Lucy Van Pelt. Don't you wish that what happened to her in that Robot Chicken episode would happen? Another one would be Brock from Pokemon. Abandon his two young, relatively impressionable friends for some stoner Professor you don't know only because she has a huge rack? F that S. And what the hell happened between them when he came back?
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    Quote by Guild_Navigator
    Anyone remember a 70s Hanna Barbera series called Wait 'Till Your Father Gets Home? Well,in that series (which predates The Simpsons almost by 20 years) there was this guy called Ralph Kane who saw Commies everywhere and was incredibly nosy. That feller has always represented to me the Nightmare Neighbor.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHS1q1gQZNw

    Thankfully,I've been lucky (so far) and none of my neighbors have ever given me grief.


    I never saw this show in my life, but like it. When I get time I'm goting to watch some other episodes. I like the political messages common for that time.
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    I would not want to be friends with Joey from FRIENDS.
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    Newman from Seinfeld, he's pure evil.
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    How about Urkel, I swear he cause like $1 billion worth of damage to poor ol Carls house.
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    Quote by Otown407Soldier
    How about Urkel, I swear he cause like $1 billion worth of damage to poor ol Carls house.


    Yeah, but that's partly Carl's fault, I must say. The dude NEVER locked his door, Urkel come in and out as he pleased. What kind of cop that lives in chicago never locks his door?
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    Bit surprised no one's named him yet, but Cliff Claven from Cheers.
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    Quote by Old_school_JJ
    Quote by Otown407Soldier
    How about Urkel, I swear he cause like $1 billion worth of damage to poor ol Carls house.


    Yeah, but that's partly Carl's fault, I must say. The dude NEVER locked his door, Urkel come in and out as he pleased. What kind of cop that lives in chicago never locks his door?

    Good point, but still Urkel took advatage of his generosity.
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    I hate Peggy, it pissed me off they killed Cotton(a cool fan favorite character) and left her(which no one likes)
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    Quote by liukangx
    I hate Peggy, it pissed me off they killed Cotton(a cool fan favorite character) and left her(which no one likes)


    I dont think id even want to live IN Hank Hill's neighborhood. I dunno about Bill and Boomhauer, but i think about life with Kahn, Dale, and Hank himself. Plus their entire city is full of different kinds of jackasses.
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