Thread: Worst movie you've ever seen?

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    I just watched G.I. Joe: The Ripoff of Star Wars last night.

    My thoughts:

    How were they able to fire bullets underwater?

    The thing I found nice of the bad guys to do, was use concussive blasts against everyone. That's basically non-lethal. (Except they had everything cranked up to 11.) Meanwhile, the Joes were using lethal rounds. Those dicks.

    And how about Overglorified Secretary, I mean, Cover Girl? How useless was she? The best thing she did in that movie was get stabbed.

    Scarlett was a joke. I don't remember her being that bitchy or clumsy in the comic or cartoon. Boy did she suck ass. But, she can run and read a book on a treadmill. Cobra watch out!

    Snake eyes did look dumb as fuck after all with that mouth. He looked constantly confused. And his origin sucked.

    Why was Storm Shadow fighting in his pajamas? And when did he turn into Darth Maul with the katanas?

    When Cobra was firing the giant cannon on the underwater base. I was hoping for Admiral Ackbar to be on the bridge of the Joe sub. Waving his arms and yelling, "IT'S A TRAP!"

    Stephen Somers was right about one thing. Sienna Miller needed bigger tits for the Baroness. And an East European accent. And round glasses.

    The accelerator suits were a cross between a Down syndrome Robocop, a Stark Enterprises reject, and NFL Super Pro. That can be defeated by spaghetti sauce.

    Things I did enjoy was explaining how Destro lips can move in a metal mask. It was stupid, but it worked. Brendan Fraser as Sgt. Stone was nice. It was a nice little reference for the long time fans. (Although the G.I. Joe Extreme line was shit.) Arnold Vosloo as Zartan was very underused, but I liked him.

    Overall, the movie made me feel slightly more retarded when it was over. And I didn't even cover everything.
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    Rollerball (2002 remake)
    Soylent Green
    The Tyler Perry Movies
    It's Potty Time
    The Princess Diaries (a.k.a. Princess Diarrhea)
    Ice Princess
    X-Men 3
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    Fear dot com
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    I had high hopes for this one but nonetheless it turned out to be a gigantic pile of mushy dogshit.
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    I want the 90 min. I wasted watching this garbage and the $9 I paid to see this movie back!! Fuck you, Universal Studios.
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    I have to pick "Master in Disguise" as my worst. I probably have seen worse but do not remember. It was imbarrassing to sit in the theater to watch that Dana Carvey disaster.
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    Charlie and the Chocolate Factory-Fck you Tim Burton!

    Manos: Hands of Fate (Officially the worst film ever made, do not debate this.)

    Troll 2

    Pretty much any Ed Wood Film, Plan 9, Vodoo Man, Glen or Glenda (There is a random shot of a radiator in this film...and many other atrocities)
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    Troll 2 was awesome!

    Ask Harry Reems.
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    Inalienable is another candidate.
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    troll 2 is amazing in a "it's so bad it's actually good" way, but by film making standards it really is one of the worst films I've ever seen.
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    There are a few...
    Cloverfield - I left the theatre with a big "what the hell was that all about ?" It was just so bad. Blair Witch was a million times better

    Rat Race - normally, I like just about everybody that was in it ; Rowan Atkinson, Whoopi, John Cleese, etc, but this was just about as bad as it can get.

    Blair Witch 2 - everything about it was wrong. It didn't have anything to do with the first movie. It should've been like the first one ie. shaky cameras, black and white footage, in the woods.....
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    I recently re-watched "Kazaam"...man, was that a bad movie. I sort of realized it when I was a kid, but I didn't understand the magnitude of the campy acting, the terrible rapping, and the paper-thin plot until now.
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    I love all those spoof date, epic, 300 movies. I love retarted comedy which now brings me to my worst movie, which I'm shocked no one has mentioned any of hius at all

    BioDome with Pauly Shore, talk about just not funny IDIOTS.

    More recent of a movie I hated and left the theater was "From Hell" I think was the name, about the gypsy curse on the lady.
    The characters were compeletly unlikeable and bland and I think she deserved the curse she was a bitch. I left the theater and got my money back too. Thank god for lil teens puking, starting fight and screen going black and lights turning on. I know at least 6 more people got a refund too.
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    The movie with one of the Jackson brothers.
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    "overboard", it was Adam Sandlers first Movie, I love Adam Sandler, but If You went back in time and told me that Shecky would one day own a multi-millionaire dollar corporation from his movies being a success, Id say that your on Crack.
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    Juno
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    Prince of the Sun
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    Got another one. Napoleon Dynamite. I just don't get what's so cool about it. It's not funny.
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    I just watched Sorority Row, that movie was awful!!!
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