A disgruntled call centre supervisor that has to work all night..Halloween is our busiest day of the year and is mandatory that all staff work ..or else apparently...haven't had Halloween in 7 years now...
I'd like to be Oprah, but I'm leaning towards something a little easier to make.
Garfield: "My car is so old, that it's insured against theft, flood, fire and dinosaur stampedes!"
Garfield: "The local bus transit is doing their part to help with the weight loss program: each year, they stop further and further away from the curb!