Thread: Damn kids...

    • 11 years 6 months ago
    • Posts: 8
    Quote by kylewhite
    So I was mowing a friends lawn, and their stupid ass nieghbours kids were playing around in their pool. Eventually they started spraying themsleves with their house. Then one kid puts the hose through the fence and starts spraying me. So I stop and walk over and ask them to stop. They laugh and run away. I start the lawnmore again and they come over and spray me again! I was a little pissed. I asked again for them to stop. So I started it up again, and they start throwing their pool toys on the lawn. I stop to pick them up. Then they go inside. So At this point im like half way done, then they come out again, and complain about how I broke one of their stupid toys when I threw it over the fence to their lawn. I said it was their own fault, and one kid has something behind his back. It was a water balloon. He threw it at me. I was soaked and pissed, and chased them off the lawn with a big stick. So I was almost down, and the damn kids throw more fricken toys on the lawn. I just said to myself fuck it and ran them over. Two kids started crying and one jumped over the fence trying to get what ever I dident run over. He quickly picked one up, and ran over but his shirt got caught on the fence. He took it off and got on the other side. I grabbed it off the fence and threw it on the lawn and just ran it over. He started to call for his mom, but by the time she came out I was done and booked it.


    How old are you again?
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    • 11 years 6 months ago
    • Posts: 2399
    Quote by nippy
    I skimmed your story, which made it more entertaining....I was disappointed when I re-read it to get the gist, however. Upon first glance, I saw that you were mowing a lawn, some kids got you mad, and you ran them over.


    You're not the only one who did that.
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    • 11 years 6 months ago
    • Posts: 894
    You thought those kids a lesson

    And great job Kyle
    • 11 years 6 months ago
    • Posts: 5946
    Quote by kylewhite
    So I was mowing a friends lawn, and their stupid ass nieghbours kids were playing around in their pool. Eventually they started spraying themsleves with their house. Then one kid puts the hose through the fence and starts spraying me. So I stop and walk over and ask them to stop. They laugh and run away. I start the lawnmore again and they come over and spray me again! I was a little pissed. I asked again for them to stop. So I started it up again, and they start throwing their pool toys on the lawn. I stop to pick them up. Then they go inside. So At this point im like half way done, then they come out again, and complain about how I broke one of their stupid toys when I threw it over the fence to their lawn. I said it was their own fault, and one kid has something behind his back. It was a water balloon. He threw it at me. I was soaked and pissed, and chased them off the lawn with a big stick. So I was almost down, and the damn kids throw more fricken toys on the lawn. I just said to myself fuck it and ran them over. Two kids started crying and one jumped over the fence trying to get what ever I dident run over. He quickly picked one up, and ran over but his shirt got caught on the fence. He took it off and got on the other side. I grabbed it off the fence and threw it on the lawn and just ran it over. He started to call for his mom, but by the time she came out I was done and booked it.



    So when's the sequel coming out? I wanna see if the mom will get revenge or if the kids will retaliate.
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    • 11 years 6 months ago
    • Posts: 989
    It's OK, next time I'll make you listen. I wish that it were in the power of all children to say that to their parents and to know that indeed they would be heard as we were in those wonderful days on Waltons Mountain.Narrator The Waltons (From the Runawa
    • 11 years 6 months ago
    • Posts: 5946
    Quote by tonewinwy


    I AGREE! BY DISCOMBOBULATING THE INTINERARY YOU DEFRADGILATE THE INSTENUATION BY COMBINING THE FRAGOMIZER WITH THE DECOMBUFFER RESULTING IN ACERGIC REACTIVE!
    • 11 days 20 hours ago
    • Posts: 320
    Mathew and his friends were out drinking beer in the garage which made me very sick to my stomach so I recruited Amber (who is next door from me) to drive them away before I practice my pirouettes as a beginner level ballerina.
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