TIME TRAVEL IS POSSIBLE IN 2015!! I came back in time to leave you all this message, now if you'll excuse me I have to get out of my old house before my past self arrives home. If he sees me I'm screwed! I don't wanna be responsible for any God damn time paradoxes!
2015 is the year when I have a ton of game systems. A ton of games. It's the year when I first met my girlfriend who's just as big of a gamer as I am and that we play all kinds of games together and watch some of my old videos that I made such as "The Adventures of Captain N and Captain S" and a bunch of other stuff.
Having sex in an alley against a dumpster with a girl who could possibly be my illegitimate cousin due to the fact that she has my uncle's eyebrows. I'm wearing a condom so as to avoid embarrassing parental responsibilities, but lose the urge once looking across the street and seeing an advertisement for a fifth Mummy movie. Brendan Fraser makes me droop.
Well let's see.....I'll be 19....If the plan a friend and I made doesn't work out, I'll probably end up being a bartender at a club (that is if I remain in Canada)
Now look, the reason I've been in a slump lately is because of all this talk about the future. Well I say it should come to a stop now; we should focus on the PRESENT and enjoy the stuff we love in the past, like old video-games and movies that never get tiresome to play/watch. That's what's wrong with the new generation of people today: they tend to miss out on the important things in life.
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