Thread: Funny First, Last Name Combinations

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    Been watching the track and field Olympic trials today. One of the athletes running name is "Walter Dix". Walter came in first in his event and the announcer kept on saying "Walter Dix is in!".

    Oh lawdy.
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    Johnny Boner.
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    Quote by bat0h0lic
    Johnny Boner.


    That reminds me of a guy I knew named Joe Bohner. He was a little touched in the head, so every time me and my friends would hail him shouting, "Bohner!" he would smile. We liked the guy, but liked his name better.
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    i worked in tech support for a cable ISP a few years ago and 1 of my co-workers was looking at a customers account and called me over to check it out. 1st name started w/ W, last name was Hores...his email ID was [email protected]
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    Harry Butts. He's a real person, too.
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    You Suk Hwang.
    I left one "o" out as this guy is famous in his field and don't need this popping up anywhere...but everytime we get an email from him I can't help laughing..
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    how about fook mi and fook yu from austin powers...
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    Heywood Jablome
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    Harry Reems.
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    Phill Mccrackin
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    Hunter Green

    (I know someone who named their kid that)
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    former NASCAR driver Dick Trickle

    Harry Guy (a customer once at my job.....he was bald!)

    Heard from Bart Simpson's prank calls to Moe:

    Amanda Hugginkiss
    Ivana Tinkle
    Hugh Jass
    Mike Rotch
    Doc.....are you telling me that this sucker is NUCLEAR?!
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    Ah yes, Dick Trickle. Fucking awesome.

    He could have went with Rick Trickle, but he went balls to the wall and went by Dick.
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    Derrell Piggyback
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    Harry Ballzer (There was actually I guy being interviewed on The Today Show with that name.)
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    Quote by misspiggy
    Hunter Green

    (I know someone who named their kid that)


    Thats a cool combination though.
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    from Austin Powers:

    Dixie Normous
    Fook Yu
    Fook Mi
    Alotta Fagina
    Ivana Humpalot
    Doc.....are you telling me that this sucker is NUCLEAR?!
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    I know some of these were mentioned all ready, but they're worthy enough for another mention:

    Dick Trickle

    Harry Butte

    Harry Pitt

    Jim Shu

    Mike Hunt

    Harry Dick (I swear, I sw this name somewhere)

    Mai Heart

    Ben Dover (Actually had a kid named that in school. Yes, we ripped on him...)

    Dick Butkus (Just say it fast...)

    Here's just a funny name in general: Shithead (Pronounced Shee-theed, or somesuch)
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    Randy Johnson. (think about that one for a sec...)
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    Harry Hole. (real name, i shit you not.)
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