Thread: Commercials that Suck Like Crap (or Stupid A** Ads)

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    I know we've watch a great amount of TV, so what are some of the worse commercials right now?

    My Most Hated Commercials:

    Those stupid piece of s**t ads for Apple Jacks with the "CinnaMon" and the "Bad Apple" espiecially the one where the Bad Apple dresses up as the Cinnamon guy, and it friggen says To be continued. What in the high holy hell is that all effing about? A damn cereal ad is supposed to enter-freakin'-tain us for thirty damn seconds, not be a friggen serial.

    Any of the ads for Bratz dolls. What, is it okay for 6 year old girls to dress like a prostitute now?

    The current Froot Loops ads, where they all connect as one big-ass story line. See earlier comments about the Apple Jacks ads.

    Any infomercial that interrupts programming, especially those that interrupt friggen KIDS programming! For crying out loud, how in the hell are you supposed to think kids can call these numbers and order the particular products they are advertising?

    *falls over from venting out anger*
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    I HATE those damn Bratz commercials with a passion. I would much rather watch those dumb Barbie commercials with that stupid song.
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    Quote by evilbarney
    I HATE those damn Bratz commercials with a passion. I would much rather watch those dumb Barbie commercials with that stupid song.


    Me too buddy, me too.
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    my vote for the worst [url]http://www.retrojunk.com/details_commercial/532/[/url]
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    Actually, fuck thinking of dressing a 6-year-old like a prostitute, how about a baby ?

    iirc one of those bratz babies is dessed up that way, so, yeah.

    Yeah, ANY comercial that interrupts ANYTHING is retarded. iirc there used to be a feature in TV's called commercial skip, haven't really seen too many of those... wonder if it became outlawed or outdated... oh well.
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    MOST ANNOYING commercials (to name a few):

    - Geico commercials really started to PISS me off after I called them to get a quote and found out it costed me three times more insurance then what i'm paying for now 15 minutes could save you 15% or more? LMAO

    - ALL automobile commercials suck PERIOD! Especially the Cadillac adds with the soundtrack of that idiot yelling as if he's converting coal into diamonds with his ass.

    - "Can you hear me now" mobile ads really piss me off

    - Feminine itch cream commercials

    - McDonalds commercials suck now-a-days. I like them up untill they got all ghetto with their stupid "I'm lovin' It" slogan

    - Political (senate/mayoral/etc.)
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    My most hated commercials would have to be the Bratz, Barbie, Old Navy, and Back-to-School ones! Bratz are so ugly, considering that their feet and lips are so damn big! Additionally, it only sets a bad influence on little girls to act like stuck up little wenches and dress all slutty Barbie is (and always has been) retarded! All the endless, crappy rhyming lyrics that they try to put into EVERY commercial they've ever done! Also shares some similarities to Bratz on teaching little girls the wrong ideas! (I especially HATE the "My Scene" ones) The Old Navy commercials seriously get on my nerves! I mean, there's one where a family is in a restaurant and the waitress comes along serving them not food, but clothing on a platter! What the hell is that?! Whoever came up with such an idea should be shot! Finally, the Back-to-School commercials are the ones I hate most of all! I mean, they'd sometimes air them three to four days after school got out for the summer! While I was watching cartoons on T.V, I would hear some annoying jingle like: "Hey, kids! It's back to school! You wanna look your best! You wanna look real cool!" God! Those commercials were so f**king retarded! There are some good ones and ones that just make me laugh (The recent Capital One card commercial with the fat guy and the voodoo is just HILARIOUS!)
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    I hate the commercials for Checkers fast food restaurant.."You gotta eat!"..Anyone else get these damn things?...Before I had cable I would see this damn commercial about 20 times a day on my local Fox station

    It made me feel like Elvis Presley..I just wanted to shoot the TV set
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    ok basicly back in the 90s i used to say "I don't get it" after I saw somthing confusing or had no point. As for Bratz, I think they look like Squids.
    Other's I hate with a passion are the ones with some punkass kid yelling like they're King Turdor somthing selling Nerf or some video game.

    and yes the Buddinbuhs are f***** anoying for O'l micky Ds. whatever happened to Great time great place?

    oh a New canidate would be the ScottScott, SueSue, - Tomtom commercials. I mean Who the hell goes arround on a trip and ask a person which way to go by saying their name twice concesutivly*

    I got a whole list but I'll stop here for now.
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    How about the commercial for the Pizza rolls?..Where the kid is having a sleepover and him and his friends sneak downstairs to make some pizza rolls...He tells his friends to be quiet...Then when they start eating the pizza rolls his friends start yelling out loud "Mine tastes like a cheeseburger!!"..."Mine tases like a pizza!!"

    If I were that kid I would have slapped the kids who were yelling..Then I would kick them out of my house.."I told you dumbasses to be quiet!!"
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    Quote by Barth
    How about the commercial for the Pizza rolls?..Where the kid is having a sleepover and him and his friends sneak downstairs to make some pizza rolls...He tells his friends to be quiet...Then when they start eating the pizza rolls his friends start yelling out loud "Mine tastes like a cheeseburger!!"..."Mine tases like a pizza!!"

    If I were that kid I would have slapped the kids who were yelling..Then I would kick them out of my house.."I told you dumbasses to be quiet!!"



    Now that you mention it, they are very freakin' annoying.
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    The cash call with Gary Coleman they show those all the time were I live. The one for axe body spray they always show during wrestling with that song that goes "You're so sexy baby".
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    How about those St. Jude Children's Hospital ones, yeah, I know they've raised a lot of money over the years to save kids and stuff I respect them and thankful that that's what they do, but you don't have to keep blabbing on about it! The cheery one with the clebebrites like Ray Romano and Robin Williams doesn't bother me as much as some of the others though (Where the parents are whinning about how their kids are gonna die!)
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    They were funny, well, actually cute, at first, but the "I have good news, I just save a bunch of money..." Gieco commercials are really starting to get old. Enongh, Gieco, come up with a new gimmick.
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    I don't exactly hate this commercial, considering the fact that I found it to be quite laughable in a good and bad way. But has anyone ever seen the Gogurt commercial, where the fat kid tries to make a strawberry banana smoothie by putting both strawberries and bananas in a blender? He doesn't even bother to close the top with the lid and then all that junk splatters all over him. Finally, some other kid comes in to the kitchen and offers the fat kid some Gogurt. "Dude, here's new Strawberry Banana Gogurt!" If I had been that kid, I would've said to that fat kid, "Dude, put the lid on next time!"
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    Those stupid Listerine commercials where this schmuck pretends to rinse his mouth through the whole damn thing.

    And of course the stupid Geico commericials. Here's the next one: Man is in a hospital with his dying father. Doctor comes in and says "Sir, I'm afraid your heart has gotten worse and you will die soon". The man is sad. There is a short pause. Then the man goes "Well at least I just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico."
    Enough already!!

    Oh and any commercial using old cartoon characters. Its terrible. Having the Jetsons pimp dishwashing liquid? Or the Flintstones pimping Midas? Or Speed Racer pimping Geico? What the hell is that??
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    I'm going to have to say, just about any chewing gum commerical. I mean come on it's just a stupid little piece of gum. They have all these elaborate things on there, none of which make me want some gum. What they should show on the commerical is the checkout isle because that's the only time I say "hey I think I'll get some gum." I really can't stand that one with the dragon in the night club. I mean how does a dancing dragon make you want to buy gum?!?!
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    How about those soda comercials where you see a bunch of young adults all partying and dancing and they're drinking... soda.
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    the quizno's commercials with that talking baby. makes me not want to eat quizno's.
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    Now that you mention it...

    That speed racer Geico commercial. Stupid. >.<
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