Thread: Speeding Up Your Aging Process

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    • 12 years 1 month ago
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    How many of you know of any person who had successfully sped up his/her aging process?

    I know the famous Michael Jackson was able to slow his aging process down by spending numerous nights in a hyperbaric oxygen chamber (as well as undergoing hormone treatments during his teen years to preserve his prepubescent singing voice). He claims to have done so that he will "live to be about 150 years of age at death."

    But what kind of chambers are available that will speed up the aging process? ("You're 30 years old, but you want to be 75 years old...")

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    I know people in their 20s who tan too much and look like they're about 45, so I would recommend a tanning bed to speed up the aging process.
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    No you should enjoy your age before you die.That's kind of stupid when you think about it don't you think?
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    Just be patience ....

    You"ll get old soon enough....


    if ya are lucky .
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    Michael Jackson is on Retrojunk.
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    Who would want to speed up their aging? I certainly wouldn't.
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    If you drink a lot of King Cobra, you'll start looking pretty gross.
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    Why would you want to "speed up" your aging process, anyways?

    I mean, I'm 18 and I'd like to speed it up to 21, but that's about it.

    I say enjoy your youth while you got it, cause it's gonna suck when you're old and bored and inactive. (not saying ALL old people are. I'm just sayin...)
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    If you want to speed up your aging process, try crystal meth.
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    Quote by NickRules
    If you want to speed up your aging process, try crystal meth.


    lol , i was just about to say the same , but ...

    i did NOT ,

    cuz there"s always a chance that some people will take that advice seriously
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    • 12 years 1 month ago
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    Quote by RetroBen81


    I know the famous Michael Jackson was able to slow his aging process down by spending numerous nights in a hyperbaric oxygen chamber (as well as undergoing hormone treatments during his teen years to preserve his prepubescent singing voice). He claims to have done so that he will "live to be about 150 years of age at death."


    Thats totally false! I never did such a thing.
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    Methamphetamines wreck destruction on your appearance; they're a good way to age yourself. Tobacco is, too.
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    Have children.

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    Add 10 bonus years if you have them with her.
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    Quote by DMoney89
    Why would you want to "speed up" your aging process, anyways?


    Quoted because it's exactly what i was going to say.
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    Quote by Shaunbadia
    Quote by DMoney89
    Why would you want to "speed up" your aging process, anyways?


    Quoted because it's exactly what i was going to say.


    Maybe someone who wants to die faster
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    If you want to speed up your aging process. Inject yourself with FOXDIE!

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    Quote by NickRules
    Quote by Shaunbadia
    Quote by DMoney89
    Why would you want to "speed up" your aging process, anyways?


    Quoted because it's exactly what i was going to say.


    Maybe someone who wants to die faster


    That's IF they are planning on dying from old age.
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    Quote by nippy


    Sweet!
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