Thread: Useless Talents

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    Any of you guys have any useless talents that you use to entertain yourself or others? Like for instance I can make a pretty good sized burp whenever I want jus' for giggles. Anyway, any of you out there have any other worthless skillz?
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    Blow huge bubbles with bubble gum.
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    Make music taps with my body.
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    i have a long toung and can play guitar with it.
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    make my tires squeal when I go around big bends
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    I can generate my own burps at any time, much like yourself.
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    Well, im double jointed i dont know if that counts as a talent or not
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    I'm really good at IT.
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    I can inflate balloons with my nostrils.
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    Quote by Baburu
    i have a long toung and can play guitar with it.


    Anybody can do that. It's the Hendrix method. You turn up the gain or reverb up high enough, and you can play on the frets alone, then pretend to play with your teeth or tongue. It doesn't matter how long your tongue is, you can't play with it. Unless you have taught yourself to play with your tongue, but that's not very likely and if you have the time to practice doing that you might have too much time on your hands. Don't get me wrong, you can use your tongue to make noise on your guitar, but not music.
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    i can spin books and dishes on my finger.
    The Mall Of Memphis 1981-2004? i will never forget you.
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    I can say the alphabet backwards.
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    I can fold my tongue, 6 folds at once that is.
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    I can write with my feet, left or right but I am better with my right.

    I taught myself when I was 10 after watching a special on tv about a woman who had no arms but still lead a normal life.

    I can also remember the exact positioning of everything in a room even years after seeing it. My kids take great pleasure in having me look at their room and then I leave, they call me back and I tell them what they moved. Stupid, but free entertainment.
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    I can stand on my head.
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    I can also stand on mlw's head.
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