Thread: Super Battle

    • 15 years 7 months ago
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    Crap! I arrived late!

    I'll join as well if your doin' quests!
    • 15 years 7 months ago
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    a quest huh? could be interesting.............let's hear about this quest idea
    • 15 years 7 months ago
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    Hmm i was gona take the piss out of the quest game's i play on the spectrum but it seem's a crap idea.


    So..........................................


    ............................................SUPER BATTLE'S.......................................


    NE0RACERX


    ____________________________VS_______________________________


    .............................................EVERYONE..............................................


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    BATTLE ZONE--------------------MICHAEL JACKSON'S BEDROOM

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    (Johnny's voice)

    Hello super fan's we are back! to bring you the new episode's of super battle's. Our creator has decided he will stick to writing these than try and create a quest thank god. Im Johnny no nut's and i am joined with my partner One hair on bollock's boy. And chaoszerg has decided to bring back a old friend......he is...........MR WHIP IT IN, WHIP IT OUT AND WIPE IT.

    (Camera move's over to Mr W)


    (Mr W's voice)

    Yes it is good to be back. Hello fan's and have we got a battle for you, To celerbrate our new super battle's we have a new guy by the name of.......
    ...NE0RACERX and he....the poor sap will be battling everyone one and everything that we can throw at him. Over to you One Hair on Bollock's boy.


    (Camera move's over to one hair)


    (One hair's voice)

    That's right Mr W but fan's we dont want you to get the idear that NE0RACERX is so damn hard that it take's everyone to take him down. Truth be told he is just a normal guy, We just feel it would be good to greet this new guy the super battle way. so.....


    LET'S GET READY TO RRRRUUUUUMMMMMMMBBBBBBLLLLLEEEEEEEE!!!!!!


    (Johnny's voice)

    Today's battle zone is Michael Jackson's bedroom. And I have heard that it his bedroom is gigantic. But anyway let's go to the battle zone and watch the action unfold.


    (Camera zoom's Battle zone)


    (Johnny's voice)

    Well i see NE0RACERX ready for battle and already his first opponent has arrived and is moving in for the kill.


    ( spot's his first opponent and it is a baby Seal. The baby seal move's in close to NE0RACERX and start's to nibble his toe's. But the mighty NE0RACERX bring's his other foot down upon the Baby Seal's head crushing it and squishing it's brain. But while he was Killing the baby Seal NE0RACERX did not notice Ryzen sneak up behind him untill it was too late.)

    (WHACK)

    (Ryzen deliver's a powerful kick to NE0RACERX rib's which bring's NE0RACERX to his knee's,But as Ryzen is about to deliver his next attack NE0RACERX leg sweep's him then jump's to his feet and kick's Ryzen in the nut's)


    (Ryzen with a smurf voice------- "OOOOOOoooooo my ball's")

    (NE0RACERX then punche's Ryzen knocking him out.)

    (Johnny's voice)

    OOOO that had to hurt. Well fan's it look's like this is battle is just getting started i wonder who will come out to face NE0RACERX next.

    (NE0RACERX's next opponent arrive's and NE0RACERX begin's to shake in fear. The powerful MR SQUISHY has arrived and begin's to attack NE0RACERX with his raging claw attack. The attack send's NE0RACERX slamming into a wall almost knocking him out. As NE0RACERX tries to recover from the last attack MR SQUISHY move's in for another raging claw attack but as he prepare's to unleash his attack.....)


    (BANG)


    (Johnny's voice)

    OH MY! a mysterious fighter has entered the battle zone and knocked MR SQUISHY OUT with a explosive punch. Who is this mysterious fighter and why has he helped NE0RACERX?


    (NE0RACERX look's up at the face of the mystery man and is shocked to see who it is.)


    (NE0RACERX-------> "You....You are......Colin Farrell")


    (Colin Farrell-------> "I have come to help you")

    (NE0RACERX-------> " Your the man")

    (Colin Farrell--------> " you damn right i am")

    (But at that very moment a couple of cop's arrive and begin to handcuff Collin Farrell.)

    (Cop 1------> "Collin Farrell you i am placing you under arrest")

    (Collin Farrell----> " What? On what charge?")

    (Cop 2-------> " For stalking now were taking youre ass to jail")

    (Colin Farrell is taken away by the cop's leaving NE0RACERX alone to fend for himself.)

    (Johnny's voice)

    Well that was abit anti climatic. It look's like Nik , Raw Seven and Foxxetrini has entered the fray.


    (Foxxetrini attack's NE0RACERX and unleashes a barrage of punch's but NE0RACERX counter's by ducking then slamming into Foxxetrini sending her flying. Foxxetrini land's on the floor and bump's her head then i little trickle of blood flow's down her forhead.)

    (Raw seven----------> "YOU WILL PAY!!!! RAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!")

    (Raw seven yell's in anger and crash's into NE0RACERX and begin's to beat him to a pulp. NE0RACERX manage's to throw Raw seven off but not before he took some serious injury. Raw seven move's over to the injured Foxxetrini and hold's her in his arm's They look into each other's eye's and begin to move their face's closer (this is the moment you have been waiting for raw) as they get closer and closer they slightly part there lip's and get ready to kiss......................THEN...............Part of the ceiling in the room Fall's on them Squshing them both robbing Raw seven of his kiss with Foxxetrini.)

    (Johnny's voice)

    Uh oh i dont think Raw will be pleased with that.

    (NE0RACERX tries to find away to escape but Nik dive's on him and start's to slap him about.....Then a pile on begin's first Megatron,Kray,Ninja monkey and raizethedead pile on. Then plankeye x,sacredscred,HeadRusch,Derrick,David the Gnome,Pog Man,Money Man,Nature Boy,Sorflakne,Super duper fox,The girl scout's,Some little old ladie's,Megaman,The teenage mutant ninja turtle's,A killer whale,A bus,Rolf harris and the rest of the world.)

    (MR W'S voice)

    Oh no it look's like NE0RACERX is doomed the only thing left to do is declare who is the winner.

    (Johnny's voice)

    Yes this will be a tough one, who can we declare the winner of this battle.

    (But suddenly standing in the door way of Jackson's room is the man himself the one and only Micheal Jackson)

    (Micheal---> "Hey i thought i told you writer to call me peter pan")

    (Anyway Micheal see's the pile on and see's that it is on his bed. A large smile grow's on his face.)

    (Micheal-----> "Oh what fun we are going to have." Dont worry i will be gentle")

    (All the camera can see is the door closing then all that can be heard from jackson's room is the screaming of all the warrior's in the room as micheal has his fun.)


    (Johnny's voice)

    OH NO!!! What horror's could be happening behind that closed door. Well super fan's it look's like all the warrior's have lost and the winner is... Micheal Jackson. Im johnny no nut's and from me and my friend's i would like to say see you next time for......................SUPER BATTLE'S.
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    • 15 years 7 months ago
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    why did that have to happen?
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    Mate you have got to be weened off foxxetrini and let her be free.


    Collin farrell was arrested for stalking that is what NE0RACERX aid on a different post we dont want the same thing happening to you.
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    • 15 years 7 months ago
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    what i should do?
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    counciling.
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    • 15 years 7 months ago
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    NO! not that i've been there twice! 'joking'
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    Then it look's lke drastic measure's must be taken.
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    • 15 years 7 months ago
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    i was joking!!
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    Im sorry mate but this has to be done....


    Im taking away you computer and making sure you are never allowed on the internet ever again.
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    • 15 years 7 months ago
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    i'll go on the internet at school or sall i say sneak on
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    There is no hope for you.
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    • 15 years 7 months ago
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    nope
    • 15 years 7 months ago
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    chaos that was pretty..................AWESOME....you even incorporated my hero into it...........you're the man...........(even though he got arrested in the battle) but that's ok, he'll be back..............so in closing.....good job dude
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    Thank's
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    (ADVERT)


    ...........................................COMING SOON..........................................


    ...........................................RAW SEVEN...............................................


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    ................................................KRAY..................................................


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    BATTLE ZONE--------------> UNICRON
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    • 15 years 7 months ago
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    ( In a deep New York accent) Popcorn!!!! Get your popcorn!!!!!
    • 15 years 7 months ago
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    I WILL ROCK YOU SEVEN!!!
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    ugggh, you'll rock me?
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