Megatron-Frisbe-Fella vs raizethedead-MR.SQUISHY _____________________________________________
Hello Super Fan's i am Johnny no nut's and i am here to bring you yet another battle.
Today we shall see a battle between Frisbee fella and Mr.SQUISHY.
So let the battle begin.
LET'S GET READY TO RUUUMMMMMMMMBBBBBBLLLLLLEEEEEEE!!!!
(Camera zoom's to battle field)
(Jhonny's voice) Now Today's battle zone is the retrojunk website and already's there is Frisbe-fella and he seem's to be waiting patiently.
AH! i see Mr.SQUISHY sneaking up on his unsuspecting opponent and OH MY GOD HE HAS SLASHED HIM WITH THE THE CLAW ATTACK!!.
Frisbe-fella did not know what hit him but he is fast to recover and now he is going in for the attack he throw's frisbe disc's at Mr.SQUISHY But they are gliding slowy toward's Mr.SQUISHY so he easily side step's them.
(Chaoszerg and Raw seven stumble upon the fight)
OH MY GOD WHO ARE THESE TWO FOOL'S!!!
The two bystander's have wandered into the battle zone and dont see the frisbe's heading toward's them.
(The frisbe's land by Raw and Chaos. The two of them look down at the frisbe's with a puzzled look on there face's.......then the frisbe's explode.)
(chaos+raw-------> AHHHHHHHHH LOOK'S LIKE TEAM RETRO ARE BLASTING OFF AGAINNNNNNNnnnnnnnn........!!!)
Well what a couple of idiot's that will teach them now back to the battle
(Back at the battle)
Mr.SQUISHY is still laying into Frisbe-fella and is slamming him into the (RETRO JUNK FORUMS SIGN)
Mr frisbe is not out yet he counter's by Pissing into Mr.SQUISHY's bear suit costume.
OH MY GOD THAT'S DISGUSTING!!
Mr.SQUISHY look's soggy and is trying to attack Frisbe-fella but now that his costume is wet he is heavier and is having difficulty moving.
Frisbe-fella is setting himself up for his glide attack now that he has slowed down Mr.SQUISHY.
(Frisbe-fella leap's into the air and slowy glide's down to Mr.SQUISHY as he get's closer a unexpected thing happen's)
WHAT THE F**K IS THAT, THAT IS RUNNING TO FRISBE FELLA?
(A DOG RUN'S UP AND LEAP'S HIGH INTO THE AIR AND CATCH'S FRISBE-FELLA IN IT'S JAW'S AND RUN'S AWAY FROM THE BATTLE FIELD.)
DID YOU SEE THAT SUPER FAN'S?
A dog has run off with frisbee-fella it must have thought frisbe-fella was playing catch so the dog caught him and has taken him somewhere to bury him. What a amazing turn of event's, Mr.SQUISHY look's very angry at the fact that the match has not finished the way he wanted it too i think he is shouting something.
(Mr.SQUISHY-------> CAN NO ONE CHALLENGE ME? CAN NO ONE MATCH MY STRENGTH!!!!?)
Well did you hear that folk's can someone match the might of Mr.SQUISHY? Will he ever be defeated?..................................
WAIT WHAT'S THIS I THINK THERE IS A CHALLANGER LET'S GET THE CAMERA'S ON HIM.
(camera's zoom over to the challanger)
(I AM LOCO AND I AM HERE TO DESTROY YOU!!! NOW FEEL MY WRATH!!!!)
(Loco leap's of a building and come's crashing down to the ground with a power punch and slam's his fist down into the ground.......Loco realises that he has no power's and notice's that his fist and leg's have been broken he roll's around on the floor squealing like a baby.)
....................Erm that might have been interesting if he had power's but also it might have helped if he was actually at the correct battle zone he is 100 mile's away at a different battle zone the PRAT!!!
(Back to where loco was)
(Loco look's around and realises that he is indeed at the wrong place and with the pain that he is feeling he screams..........)
(Chaoszerg and Raw seven leap at Nature-boy to whoop his ass. But nature-boy is not afraid and launches his mega kick on both Raw-seven and Chaoszerg sending them flying through the roof and out of the battle zone.)
(Raw+Chaos-------->"AHHHHHHHHH LOOK'S LIKE TEAM RETRO ARE BLASTING OFF AGAINNNNNNNnnnnnnnn........!!!")
(Nik taking advantage of nature-boy with his back turned slam's a chair over him then ram's her foot on his neck stunning nature-boy)
(Nik--------->"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA DIE PRICK DIE!!!!!")
OOOOOOOOooooo that had to hurt. And now Raizethedead is moving in again and has gone for the his head again.
(Raizethedead-------> "YAHHHH!!! HEAD BITEY ATTACK!!!!")
(Soulbrutha34------> "I have your back's")
(Soulbrutha34 move's in and with a leg drop to Nature-boy's chest and then grab's Nature-boy's ankle)
(Yet again Nature-Boy expect's the attack and send's Raizethedead crashing into the the same spot as Soulbrutha34 leaving both Soulbrutha34 and Raizethedead unconscious and crumpled on the floor.)
NO THIS IS TERRIBLE NOW IT IS JUST NATURE-BOY AND NIK!! WHO WILL WIN?!!!
(Nik seeing her team mate's down and out rushes in and smack's Nature-boy around but she too feel's the fury of Nature-boy as he give's her a punch to the face leaving her down on the floor by here fallen companion's.)
(Nature-Boy-------> "Now you fool's will feel the full fury of my power")
(Nature-Boy Reveal's himself to the Nik showing his full glory)
OH MY GOD!!!!
I cant believe it nature boy has his penis back how did he get it back?
(Nature-Boy--------> "MUWHAHAHAHAHA after my last battle i suffered a painful defeat but after having surgery i had the MEGA DICK 3000 grafted on to my body now feel it's power)
(Nature-Boy walk's over to Nik and tear's off her top to reveal her Pert and bouncy Breast's)
(After seeing her breast's Nature-Boy's new penis grow's and grow's and grow's untill it's size is tremendous)
(Nature-boy------> "NOW IT END'S HERE!!!!")
(Screraming like a norse god Nature-Boy bring's down his mega penis crashing down upon Nik,Raizethedead and Soulbrutha34 crushing them under its weight leaving the trio defeated)
NO!! NOOO!!! NOOOOOO!!! NATURE-BOY IS THE VICTOR OF THIS BATTLE WITH HIS MEGA DICK!!!
Oh the humanity of it all that was an incredible battle...This is johnny no nut's wishing you a fair well and see you next time on..............................
Hello there super fan's i am johnny no nut's and i am here to bring you a great battle between Retro junker's and 3 super powered titan's.
Let the battle the begin.
LET'S GET READY TO RRRRUUUUUMMMMMMMBBBBBBLLLLLEEEEEEEE!!!
(Camera zoom's to battle zone)
Today's battle zone is care-a-lot the care bear's home and now let's go see our contestant's and watch the battle.
So far i can see the retro junker's waiting for there opponent's and Nik look's angry and so she should be after her last battle she was humiliated by Nature-boy then defeated.
And now i can see the first titan and it......is......Money-man the smug look on his face show's that he is not wooried about his opponent's.
The retro junker's are charging at Money-man who seem's to be standing there who still does not look worried. They are almost upon him now and....
OH MY GOD NATURE BOY HAS COME OUT FROM BEHIND A CLOUD AND HAS SLAMMED INTO THE RETRO GROUP!!
They never knew what hit them the group look stunned but they are back on the offensive. Raizethedead is the first to attack with a mighty puch to the chest of money-man and then slamming him into Nature-boy. Nik now move's in and does a flying kick to nature-boy and...OOOOOOO...she has slammed he foot into Nature-boy's nut's.
(Nik----> "How about that you son of a bitch")
Nik is really laying into nature-boy she has revenge on her mind. Money-man on the other hand is beating raizethedead and ryzen to a pulp but Raw seven has jumped in and has given money-man a uppercut to the jaw.
(panther5---->"is it me or can i here a squeeking sound from inside the care bear's building i think i will go investigate")
(Inside the care bear's home all of the male care bear's have been knocked unconsious a battle has been waged inside and from a room is a banging sound and panting. Panther5 move's slowy upto the room to investigate and is shocked to see what's inside.)
(Panther5------> "OH MY GOD THAT'S DISGUSTING")
(Inside MR SQUISHY has the female care bear's hostage and is showing them some bear loving.)
(Censored scene featuring the violation of the female care bear's)
(Panther5-----> "YOU VILLIAN I WILL MAKE YOU PAY"!!!)
OH MY GOD THE CARE BEAR GIRL'S WERE VIOLATED BY MR SQUISHY.
And now panther5 is attacking Mr SQUISHY, he is moving too quick for MR SQUISHY and seem's to have the upper hand.
Oh no MR SQUISHY has unleashed his raging claw on Panther5 and has knocked him out cold and now he is moving outside to delivert the same punishment to the other retro junker's
Nik,ryzen and raizethedead are beating the stuffing out of money-man. and Raw seven is taking on Nature-boy by himself.
(Raw seven-----> "Come on take your best shot i dare ya")
(Nature boy unleashes a barrage of punches and kick's on Raw seven knocking him off car-a-lot.)
(Raw seven------> "Look's like I am blasting off AGAINNNNNnnnnnnn....")
Oh my it look's like two of the retro junker's are out for the count leaving 3 left.
(MR SQUISHY join's the fray and crushes ryzan in a bear hug untill he is unconsious and then performe's a HEAD BITEY attack on Raizethedead knocking his poor victim out cold.)
Uh oh it look's like Nik is the only one left she has no hope at all against the 3 titan's that are cornering her.
(Nature-Boy------> "HA HA HA! it look's like we meet again bitch want to have the same treatment you had last time")
(Nik notices that the place where the 3 villians are standing looks like it is ready to give way if only there was alittle bit more weight on it..... )
(Nik------> "This time my tit's will be your down fall")
(Nik rip's her top open to reveal her bouncy pert breast's but with all the fighting her sweat has made her tit's wet and more desirable. Nature boy see's them right away and his mega dick 3000 grow's to a enormous size.)
(Nik-----> "BYE ARSE HOLE'S")
(The spot where the bad guy's were standing give's way from the weight and they plummet down to the earth leaving Nik the winner of the battle making the retro junker's victorious.)
Well there you have it folk's Nik has finally had her revenge and her tit's have saved the day......drool......drool.....drool... OH erm sorry about that.
Well im johnny no nut's see you next time for........
If Frizbee fella fought Enormous McDick he would cut him with his poorly made edges. They are sharp because they are poorly made and wjhen he would cut him he would be very pron to sti's in turn eventually killing him!
BATTLE ZONE---------------- PALLET TOWN _____________________________________________________________
Hello there's super fan's as i welcome you to super battle's. Im Johnny no nut's and today i am bringing you yet another battle's between the mighty Enormous McDick and the deadly Frisbe-Fella.
So let's get the action started as we go down to the battle zone.
LET'S GET READY TO RRRRUUUUUMMMMMMMBBBBBBLLLLLEEEEEEEE!!!
(Camera zoom's to battle zone)
So far i can see frisbe fella and he seem's to be harrasing some of the town folk. But there is no sign yet of Enormous McDick.
(Frisbe-Fella------> "Muwahahahaha bow before the might of frisbe-fella you simple town's folk.")
(Frisbe-fella begin's to throw exploding frisbe's at the building's in the town causing total devastation as build's explode and the scared town's people run in all direction's)
Oh my god super fan's this is terrible, those poor people are having to face frisbe-fella's wrath untill Enormous McDick arrive's.
(frisbe-fella------->"I am growin impacient i want a real challenge")
(Some of the town's folk regroup and try to challenge frisbe-fella)
(Town's folk--------> We have to stop him CCCCHHHAAARRRGGEEE!!")
(The brave town's folk charge at frisbe-fella hoping to put a stop to the madness. But the poor folk have no chance against his power and are dispatched easily by frisbe-fella as he turn's launche's himself at the folk slicing them in half with his rough edge's)
THIS IS HORRIBLE those poor people have been killed. Dont look super fan's it is too horrible to look at with all those dead body's and blood and gut's all over the place.
(Enormous McDick-----> "I have arrived!." "Now frisbe-fella time to feel my power")
(Enormous McDick walk's into the battle and use's his cum gun to fire his cum blast's at frisbe fella)
(frisbe-fella tries to avoid the shot's but take's one in the eye)
(Frisbe-fella------>"AHHHHHH IM BLIND IN ONE EYE!!!")
(Frisbe-fella fall's to the ground trying to wipe the cum from his eye before it dries up and become's flakey. Enormous McDick move's in to deliver some crushing blow's but a blast of water narrowly misses him by a inch.Enormous McDick turn's to see a girl looking at him angrily,beside her is a strange starfish creature.)
(Misty----> "Hey what did these people do to you?" "Why did you have to do all this destruction to the town?")
(Enormous McDick----> "First of all i did not cause this destruction, but dont get me wrong i do not care for this town either so go away girl before you get hurt.")
(Misty-----> "GO STARMIE!!!!")
(Misty send's her pokemon to attack Enormous McDick but the strange creature is no match for the power of Enormous McDick as he catches the creature and slam's it into the ground so hard that the creature is killed instantly. Then Enormous McDick turn's his attention to misty.)
Oh no super fan's i have a bad feeling about this. I have a strange feeling that Enormous McDick is going to show this brave girl his special power.
(Misty-------------> "WHA....? WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!? GET YOUR HAND'S OFF ME!!!")
(Enormous McDick-----> " I like my women to struggle")
(Enormous McDick grab's and pin's Misty to the ground and begin's to remove her clothing. No matter how hard she struggle's she is powerless against Enormous McDick strength. Then among all the destruction and the scream's of the fleeing town's folk Misty scream's of terror can be heard the loudest.)
(Misty-----------> "NO PLEASE!!! I BEG OFF YOU STOP!!! NOOO!!AAAHHHH!")
(Enormous McDick penertrate's Misty and begin's to grind away as poor Misty is unable to break free from Enormous McDick's hold. Misty is then violated and left naked and crying on the floor unable to move from the shock of what has just happend to her.)
(Enormous McDick----> "Did you like that bitch?")
(A Blast of electricity hit's Enormous McDick zapping him so bad that his penis look's like a neon light)
Oh my god super fan's another stranger has entered the battle and has attacked Enormous McDick. I should really not be surprised since this sort of thing happen's alot in super battle's. But anyway let's get back to the action.
(Ash------> "What have you done to my home town?" "and what have you done to my friend Misty?2 "I will make you pay!")
(Ash------> "Go Pikachu Thunder bolt attack!!!")
(The little yellow creature Leap's into the air then and blast's Enormous McDick again sizzling him and knocking him to the ground)
That's it superfan's i have had enough i am sick and tired of interlopers disprupting the battle's im gonna have to sort this kid out by sending another fighter to the battle zone.
(Johnny activate's a switch teleporting Mugungo to the battle zone)
(Mugungo arrive's at the battle zone and quickly intercepts Ash before he can do more damage to Enormous McDick.)
(Mugungo-----> "Halt little man!!!!")
(Ash----> "Get out of my way or you will get the same treatment as that guy had")
(Mugungo------> " Foolish boy,mugungo is not afraid of you and your little pet")
(Ash-----> "Get him Pikachu!!")
(Mugungo----->"Mugungo have pet's too." "Mugungo will teach you a lesson")
(As Pikachu rushe's in for a attack Mugungo unleashes his special power and send's his monkey's with aid's to attack Pikachu. The monkey's easily over power Pikachu and begin to rape it's ass)
(Ash------> "NO PIKACHU!!!!")
(Ash grab's a pokeball and is about to throw it and call for Charizard but as he reache's for the ball his head is decapitated by Frisbe-fella who has had plenty of time to recover.)
THAT WAS GROSS!!. This is just wrong super fan's there is sex,violence and death happening on this match has super battle's sunk so low.
(Back at the action0
Well now thing's are going back on the right track thanks to Mugungo. And now frisbe-fella is pounding on the wounded Enormous McDick.
(Frisbe-fella-------> "This will teach you for shooting me in the eye")
(Frisbe-Fella grab's Enormous McDick's thong and pull's it up over his head giving him a power wedgy of doom.)
(Frisbe-Fella then break's one of Enormous McDick's arm's and proceed's to slam his head into the ground repeatedly)
(Frisbe-fella-----> "MUWHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I AM A GOD!!!")
(As Frisbe-Fella is gloating with his other arm Enormous McDick grab's Frisbe-Fella and throw's him into a burning building)
(Unable to stop himself Frisbe-Fella glide's into the fire and his plastic body begins to melt)
OOOO that had to hurt well super fan's this look's like the end of frisbe fella well i suppose this is..........
(A huge explosion blast's the burning building that Frisbe-Fella was thrown into and the building collapse's into rubble. And from that rubble Frisbe-fella emerge's with his body now half melted and deformed)
(Frisbe-fella------> " NOW I MAKE YOU PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!")
(Frisbe-fella throw's frisbe after frisbe at Enormous McDick blasting him from one spot to another causing alot of wound's to Enormous McDick. Then he dive's onto Enormous McDick and drip's hot melted plastic onto Enormous McDick's face)
(Enormous McDick-----> "AHHHHHHHH!!!!!")
(Frisbe-fella then finishe's off Enormous McDick by using a strangle hold on him and causing him to pass out from lack of oxygen leaving frisbe-fella the winner of the battle)
(Camera zoom's back to Johnny)
Well there you have it super fan's it look's like Frisbe-fella is the winner of this battle. And Enormous McDick made a mistake in underestimating him, now dont worry fan's our medical team are on there way to take Enormous McDick to a hospital. Let's just hope those idiot's dont make the mistake of taking him to a pokemon center. Anyway im Johnny no nut's so see you next time for another episode of....