Thread: Super Battle

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    Jason43-Nature Boy vs foxxietrini-Super Duper Fox
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    LET GET READY TO RRRRRUUUUUUUMMMMMMMBBBBBBLLLLEEEEE.


    Nature Boy start's with a kick to the stomach and throwing Fox to the ground.

    He jumps high into the air and comes flying down to deliver a crushing blow but Fox escapes in time she is trying to catch her breath.

    Nature Boy use's his super power's by finaly revealing himself to Fox
    Omg she looks shocked has nature boy finaly got the upper hand....
    No wait is....is Fox laughing yes i believe she is she is laughing at nature boy he looks horrified. Wait Fox is bringing out two items what are they?
    ..... Oh my gosh one item is a Magnifying Glass and the second item is ....
    .... a pair of tweezers oh my god what humiliation nature boy looks mortified his self confidence has been crushed by the cruel tactics of Fox
    Fox is moving in she......she is no she cant...it's to shocking to describe but i will try she is using her super duper cleavage!!!! now nature boy is under her spell. She is handing him some Scissors no she cant be thinking what im thinking.................yes she is she is using her powers to make nature boy.....................Castrate himself.....no NO NOOOO!!!!!!
    It's all over nature boy lie's on the floor crying like a baby he has lost this battle. And something else that shall not be mentioned use your imaginations.


    Super Duper Fox is the WINNER!!!!!

    Keep your eyes open to find out when the next battle of super heros and villians begins!!!!!
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    money man enters the picture, hands fox a '100 grand' bar. it's all she wrote for fox
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    That was sick. wait till they respond to this Cool battle tough, but sick can't wait till the next one, though
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    plankeye x-Money Man vs Chaoszerg-Pog Man
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    LET'S GET READY TO RRRRRRRUUUUUUMMMMMMMBBBBBLLLLLEEEE!!!!!


    Hi there im Mr whip it in,whip it out and wipe it

    I have been paid to be the commentator for these battle's since the last guy did such a F**KED up job the last time. You can all call me Mr W.

    This match is between the two titans Money-Man and Pog-Man let's go down to the battle and see what's going on.

    (camera zooms down to battle)

    From the last match we saw Super Duper Fox or (FOX for short) battle Nature-Boy, that battle was a climactic match which we saw Fox come out the victor and nature-boy having a sex change. But soon after the battle the sleazy low life scum of the earth Money-man Handed a bribe to Fox which she accepted this was a total discrace and had to be fixed so a match has been set for Money-Man and Pog-Man to do battle.

    Right now the two contestants are sizing each other up BUT WAIT!!! Money-Man has pulled out a bribe Pog-man looks at the money for a moment but has slapped double m<< money-man in the face with disgust Pog-man does not seem to be swayed with (mm's) bribe.

    PG < pog-man not the teabag has grabbed (mm) in a choke hold and is setting him up for a pog slam move but (mm) is not going to let that happen and has poked (pg) in the eye's. He has been stunned and (mm) deliver's a double kick to the face OH NO (pg) HAS CRASHED TO THE GROUND!!!!.

    (mm) is moving in for a MILLION DOLLAR LEG SLAM MOVE!!!! but (pg) has rolled out the way and is on the offensive. (pg) is out matched in strength and wealth by (mm) but he will use his wit since (mm) is a posh git.

    Wait a moment i think (pg) is going to use his weapons........ YES HE IS HE HAS PULLED OUT SOME RAZOR POGS!!!!! Whoa things are heating up.

    But oh no what's happening (pg) has just seen what he is holding he realises that he is holding pogs.

    and that super fan's is pog-man's weakness the DUMB SON OF A *****

    WHAT A NUMB NUTS!!! He is screaming like a little smurf that has just had it's nut's chopped off and has frozen with fear. Money-man has seen (pg) and is moving in for the kill he is going for it and he...................... OH OUCH I CANT BELIEVE MY EYE'S HE HAS USED HIS 10 DOLLAR AND 50 CENCE DOUBLE PUNCH and Poor (pg) is sent flying into a wall and is out for the count. it is over.

    Well folks it looks like Money-Man is yet to be defeated (mm) is victorious and Pog-Man is nothing more than a Tazzo.

    Im Mr W stay tuned for next time when we see Mugungo battle Mr Squishy
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    raizethedead-Mr Squishy vs h0mersimpson-mugungo
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    LET'S GET READY TO RRRRRRRUUUUUUMMMMMMMBBBBBLLLLLEEEE!!!!!


    WELCOME SUPER FAN'S

    Im Mr W and im here to bring you yet another battle between the forces of good and evil and good v good and evil v evil oh whatever you get the point. Anyway last battle we saw the SHAME of the universe Pog-Man face of against the SCUM of the universe Money-man and let me tell you this...


    ..... IT WAS F**KING CRAP that TWIT pog-man lost the battle against money-man but anyway this battle we will witness Mr Squishy do battle with mugungo who will come out the victor of this battle.

    But first let's travel to Mr Squishy's headquaters and see what he has to say about what he has in store for mugungo............

    (SWITCHES TO EVIL VOLCANOE CAM)


    (MR W-------> "Hello Mr Squishy are you there we i would like a few word's about your upcoming battle and........what the?........)

    < MR SQUISHY SPINS ROUND WITH SURPRISE WITH HAND ON DICK AND A BOX OF CLENEX NEXT TO HIM AND A PICTURE OF SUPER DUPER FOXE'S SUPER DUPER CLEAVAGE>

    (MR SQUISHY-------> "WHAT THE F**K HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE? AND DONT I GET ANYMORE PRIVACY ANYMORE? YOU £"$"%£$^ TOSS POT")

    (MR W--------> "Erm was erm you just masturbating? erm would you like us to give you 5 more minutes?")


    (MR SQUISHY-------> "NO YOU ASS WIPE LETS JUST GET DOWN TO THE BATTLE".)

    ( Mr Squishy activates the teleportation pad in his labratory and teleports to the battle site)


    Erm well super fans we are back at the battle site ready for the climactic battle we are about to witness so let the battle begin!!

    (Camera zooms to the battle field) but (off camera mr W raises some hell)
    (Mr-W------> "WHAT THE F**K WAS THAT ALL ABOUT I DID NOT AGREE TO DO THIS JOB SO I COULD SEE SOME LAME ASS SUPER FREAK MASTURBATE I WANT A F**KING RAISE IM GOING TO NEED COUNCILING FOR THIS YOU DUMB SON OF A B**CHES!!")


    (Back at battle)

    Mr SQUISHY who will be known as squish is making the first move he leaps high into the air and use's his air slash attack on mugungo who seem's to be not moving but staring at the incoming air slash...

    WOW this is amazing the air slash was so close to mugungo then he vanished wow i never knew he had power's like that. Now its is mugungo's turn to attack he rushes in with a 1.....2 and hurtles mr squishy into a lampost OW OUCH OOOO that's gotta hurt but squish is not down yet he use's the your shoe lace is untied routein and mugungo has fallen for it.


    Now squishy use's his claw attack and mugungo is wounded and squish move's in for his next attack.....OH WAIT mugungo has thrown some jelly beans at squish and squish has screamed in terror and mugungo unleashes his monkey's riddled with aid's to use shaft attack on squish...


    ( CENSORED SCENE TAKE'S PLACE)


    OH MY GOD THAT WAS GROSS I THINK IM GOING TO BE SICK!!!!


    super fans sorry for the censored scene but it was just too wrong and something like trhat should never ever be seen with human eyes lets just say squish's backside is bleeding is this the end for squish.....

    NO!!!! I GUESS NOT BY SOME STRANGE EVENTS MR SQUISHY IS GETTING UP AND HE....HE.....oh my god no....he has what i can describe a BIG SMILE ON HIS FACE.........(this guy is f**ked up). Well any way he is fine and mugungo and his monkey's are in shock.

    Mr squishy is unleashing his claw of rage super attack and has caused a huge explosion WOW THE WHOLE BATTLE FIELD IS COMPLETLY DESTROYED!!! and mugungo and his monkeys are lying battered and beaten on the ground and Mr squishy is walking away with his bleeding ass back to his base of operations.


    MR SQUISHY IS THE WINNER ERM A VERY HAPPY WINNER AT THAT!!!


    Well super fans that was a erm interesting battle and a bit disturbing stay tuned next time for the special revenge match with super duper fox.


    NEXT TIME SUPER DUPER FOX vs MONEY-MAN vs MR OTAKING
    REVENGE SPECIAL
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    *eats a can of beans* (for the diarehea effect) ha you guys dont stand a chance.
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    Oh, I am so in.
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    I am totally in!
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    foxxietrini-Super Duper Fox
    vs
    plankeye x-money-man
    vs
    Mavrick_45-otaking
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    LET'S GET READY TO RRRRRRRUUUUUUMMMMMMMBBBBBLLLLLEEEE!!!!!


    HHHHEEEELLLLOOOOO SUPER FANS!!!

    Im Mr W and we are here to witness our first 3-way match and boy am i excited.

    I would do a recap of the past event's. But because my creator i wont say his name.......................CHAOSZERG!!!! cant be arsed to write a recap because he is a bone idle f**k, I am unable to do a recap.

    So anway lets get down to the battle zone and start the battle.

    (Camera zoom's down to the battle zone)

    Standing in the middle of the battle zone we see (Foxy) waiting for her challanger's (wow look at her really big breast's) (drool drool)

    ERM WHOA ANYWAY i think i see her first challenger and it.....is......
    IT IS MONEY-MAN! and he is running towards (foxy) and he looks angry i think he is getting ready to use his 10 dollar and 50 cence double punch.

    (BANG!!!!!!)


    Oh my god out of the blue otaking has hit Money-man on the head with his guitar WOW that had to hurt. Money-man looks dazed and (foxy) is moving in for an attack and OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! (foxy) has used her super duper cleavage to do a double hit on Money-man.

    At the moment Money-man is taking a beating by both (foxy) and otaking i dont think money-man can walk away from this. WOAH!!! otaking has just slammed his guitar into (foxy) which has caught her off guard and he looks like he is going to do it again...............BUT WAIT!!! MONEY-MAN HAS GRABBED OTAKING'S NUT'S AND TWISTED THEM OOOOOOOOOO!!! THE HORROR THE AGONY!!!.

    (Camera zooms back to Mr W)

    Is it just me or can i see money falling out of money-man's pant's

    (Camera zooms back to battle)

    Money-man is dropping his pant's and aiming his arse at (foxy) and otaking what has he got planned.

    (BOOOOOM!!!!!!!!)

    HOLY F**K MILLIONS OF DOLLAR'S WORTH OF MONEY HAS JUST BLASTED OUT OF MONEY-MANS ARSE AND HAS SENT (FOXY) AND OTAKING FLYING!!.

    (Foxy) looks stunned and money-man is moving in for his next attack but what is otaking doing.....i think....erm...yes...he is going to use his super power he is going to play his guitar.


    (HORRIBLE SOUND PLAYS OVER THE BATTLE ZONE)


    AHHHHHHHHH THIS IS HORRIBLE!! otaking has brought both (foxy) and money-man down to there knee's it look's like it is all over for money-man and (foxy)...


    (SUPER-DUPER-FOX.........> "m...u...s...t r....e...s...i....s...t m...u...s...i..c m...u...s...t u...s...e d..r..a..s..t..i..c m..e..a..s..u..r..e..s")

    (Super duper fox rips off her top to reveal her breast's)

    I........................CANT......................BELIEVE....................IT SUPER FAN'S (foxy) has revealed her breast's and wow how amazing they are.
    Both money-man and Otaking have now been frozen because they are too busy drooling over (foxy's) breast's. Which is the moment (foxy) has been waiting for and now she is leaping high into the air and is about to come crashing down upon money man..........

    (BANG!!!!)

    OHHHHH!!!! money-man has been crushed under the weight of (foxy's) breast's and she is leaping into the air again to do the same attack on otaking....


    (BANG!!!)

    AND NOW OTAKING HAS BEEN CRUSHED IT LOOK'S LIKE (FOXY) IS THE........


    (SWOOSH!!!)

    WHAT THE?? WHAT IS THAT?? IT....IT LOOK'S....IT LOOK'S LIKE A GIANT FRISBE!!! And it has smashed into (foxy) and she knocked out cold who is this mysterious warrior.

    (camera zooms to mysterious fighter)

    (Mystery man.........> " I am Frisbee fella and i want the world to know that i am the most powerful being in the universe")

    (Camera moves back to Mr W)

    Well super fan's i am at a loss for word's this is an unexpected turn of events now that all 3 warrior's are out for the count. That leave's no one the winner meaning this was a tie thanks to the this new warrior. Well i guess a rematch will have to be set for a later date.

    So from me your friendly commentator Mr W we will see you again with our next battle soon. And hopefully my creator dopey Chaoszerg will put abit more effort into writing these battle's and not be so f**king lazy.

    Goodbye and see you next time for..............SUPER BATTLE.


    ....NEXT TIME ON SUPER BATTLE....

    Ruber Band Man vs Enormous McDick vs A CARROT??????
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    (ADVERT)


    WANT TO BE A SUPERHERO AND SAVE THE WORLD!

    OR MAYBE YOU

    WANT TO BE A SUPER VILLIAN AND TAKE OVER THE PLANET

    WELL YOU CAN WITH ...........SUPER BATTLE!!!............

    JOIN THE SIDE OF GOOD OR THE FORCES OF EVIL AND BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER CONTESTANT'S TO SEE WHO HAS THE POWER!!

    JUST CREATE YOUR SUPERHERO OR VILLIAN AT THE.............

    SUPER HEROS VS SUPER VILLIANS POST AND YOUR CREATION WILL DUKE IT OUT WITH OTHER SUPER POWER'S TO SEE WHO HAS THE POWER OF GRAY....

    (Due to copryright infringment the word grayskull cannot be used and the arse hole who tried to use it has had is fat ass thrown into jail and the word has been subsituted for something else)

    ......THE POWER OF ....INCONTINENCE PANTS!!!

    Just remember to create your character at the SUPER HEROS VS SUPER VILLIANS POST and your character will do battle with some of the greatest heros or greatest villians the universe has ever known.

    (ADVERT ENDS)
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    That first post was just wrong.
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    lol it's ok nature boy will return for vengence
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    (ADVERT)


    (NARATOR'S VOICE)

    IT WAS A TIME OF WAR....... IT WAS A TIME OF SORROW.....

    UNTIL A HERO STOOD UP FOR WHAT WAS RIGHT AND FOR THE JUSTICE OF THE PEOPLE.

    AND HIS NAME WAS...................BAMBI

    (END NARATOR'S VOICE)

    ( CUE EXPLOSIONS AND PEOPLE DYING EVERYWHERE)

    (BAMBI COMES PRANCING ON THE SCREEN)


    (Bambi-------> "HI IM BAMBI HAVE YOU SEEN MY FRIEND THUMPER ANYWHERE")

    (CUE MORE EXPLOSIONS AND DYING)

    ...................................................................
    ..............................................
    ............................
    .................
    (NARATOR'S VOICE)

    NEVER COMING TO A CINEMA NEAR YOU
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    Ryzen-Rubber-band-man
    vs
    h0mersimpson-Enormous McDick
    vs
    Erm..........A CARROT.
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    Hello Super Fan's my name is johnny no nut's, I will be replacing Mr whip it in, whip it out and wipe it because frankly he has had his ass fired for p***ing off the creator of this story. So if your listening chaoszerg i worship you as my god.


    Anyway now to get down to the match where will see a match between the two super power's know as Rubber-band-man and Enormous McDick oh and a Carrot.


    SOOOOOOOO LET'S GET READY TO RRRRRUUUUUUMMMMMMBBBBLLLLEE!


    Today's battle zone is a Orphanage where the lucky orphan's get to witness the battle up close and personal those lucky little sproggits.


    Well Let the battle begin.

    (Camera zoom's to battle zone)

    (johnny's voice)
    ahhhh i see Rubber-band-man waiting on top of the Orphanage's roof and i see Enormous McDick fast approaching and the battle has begun.

    Enormous McDick start's off with by pulling out some lubricant and shoving it down his pants and dashing in with a quick 1...2 punch and a flying kick to rubber band man's face.

    But rubber band man is flexible so those hit's did minor damage and now rubber band man go's on the offensive, He start's off by wrapping one arm around Enormous McDick and slamming him 3 time's into the ground.

    But Enormous McDick is a tough cookie to crack and is not easily defeated he bounce's up just as rubber band man was about to grab him again, He then pulls out his cum gun and fire's a rapid shot at ruber band man.

    (spurt,spurt,spurt)

    Rubber band man is dodging the 3 shot's with ease and turn's into a ball and bounces off Enormous McDick's head sending the villian flying.

    Thing's are not looking good for Enormous McDick as rubber band man tries tha same tactic again.................BUT WAIT WHAT'S THIS?......
    ....Enormous McDick has pulled a unknown object out his thong and thrown it at the Orphanage OH MY GOD IT IS A EXPLOSIVE DEVICE!!! THE FIEND!!!!


    (BOOM)

    (The Orphanage start's to collapse)

    Rubber band man has gone running into the Orphanage and is rescuing the orphan's thank god for that!.

    But now that rubber band man has rescued the orphan's he has let his guard down and Enormous McDick has taken advantage and fired his cum gun again.

    (SPURT,SPURT,SPURT)

    Rubber band man has just noticed the shots and.....dodges shot number one ......he dodges shot number two............... and he OH NOOO!!!........
    RUBBER BAND MAN HAS TAKEN A SHOT IN THE MOUTH HOW REVOLTING!!!!!.


    (Rubber band man collapses to the ground choking)

    NO! (gasp) Rubber band man is down after taking a mouthful of cum he cannot move and Enormous McDick is moving in for the finishing touch...
    but wait a woman is entering the battle.


    (SEXY WOMAN-------> "Hi Enormous McDick i have always wanted to meet you i am such a big fan of your's i want you to take me have me now big boy")

    (The sexy woman lies down and lift's her skirt and pulls down her thong)


    ( Enormous McDick see's what is on offer and get's a huge erection which is 7 meter's tall )

    Oh my god super fan's i cant believe what im seeing this is wrong and discraces the honour of the super battling but can someone please get me a camera so i can film this i can make big buck's selling this.

    (SEXY WOMAN-------> "Wait Enormous McDick i cant have you inside me unless you are going to use protection")

    (Enormous McDick looks around in panic if he knew this was going to happen he would have brought a rubber........)

    (Enormous McDick------> If only i had a rubber i could get jiggy with it (sigh) if only i had a rubber........ )

    (Enormous McDick gets a idea and looks with a menacing grin towards the down and still choking rubber band man. He then proceed's to walk over rubber band man and lift's him up by his head and then stretches him and shoves's rubber band mans head up his own ass.)

    Oh my god super fan's did you see that and now Enormous McDick is slamming rubber band man into the ground and has knocked him out cold!

    WHAT IS HE DOING NOW!?

    (Enormous McDick pulls rubber band man's head towards his huge man hood)

    (Enormous McDick------> "Open wide rubber band man and say AHHHH")


    (A HORRIBLE DISGUSTING SCENE TAKE'S PLACE THAT NO ONE SHOULD EVER SEE SO IT HAS BEEN CENSORED)

    (SEXY WOMAN-----> "Oh Enormous McDick that was wonderful how clever of you to use Rubber band man as a condom i forgot that he was rubber you are so clever.)

    (SEXY WOMAN------> "NOW CAN YOU DO ME ONE FAVOUR AND PLZ TURN ROUND AND SHOW ME YOUR ASS"

    (Enormous McDick------> "Erm sure babe if that's what you want" )

    (Enormous McDick turn's round and bend down to reveal his ass to the sexy woman but little does he know is that during his battle with rubber band man he did not notice that that the carrot was nowhere to be seen. )

    (As soon as he is bent down the sexy woman pulls out the carrot and jam's it up his ass)

    (SQUELCH)


    (Enormous McDick "OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"!!)

    (Enormous McDick colapse's to the floor and has blacked out from the shock of being violated by a carrot)

    (a tiny voice come's out from the carrot)

    (Carrot------> "I am the great and powerful Carol leader of the carrot people and i am the victor of this battle".)

    (Camera zooms back to johnny no nuts)

    Well there you have it super fan's a shocking ending to a shocking battle who would have thought the carrot would win.

    On a darker note the Orphanage was destroyed and now the orphans are homeless.

    But we at the super battle's HQ will make sure all those poor orphans will get good home's because that's what great people we are. So it's a goodnight from me johnny no nut's and we will see you again for another battle with or super heros and super villian's

    SO TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR.......................SUPER BATTLE..............
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    Quote by chaoszerg
    lol it's ok nature boy will return for vengence


    With his dick intact.
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    lol yes he get's a new one with strange super power's
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    (WARNING)


    (IF PEOPLE HAVE WITNESSED THE LAST BATTLE YOU WOULD HAVE NOTICED THAT SOME ORPHANS'S WERE CAUGHT IN THE CROSS FIRE AND WERE MADE HOMELESS WELL WE WOULD JUST LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT NO ORPHAN'S WERE INJURED DURING THE BATTLE WELL ERM NOT MANY ANYWAY BUT WE WOULD ALSO LIKE TO POINT OUT IS THAT THEY HAVE BEEN FOUND A NEW HOME AND ARE HAPPY THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.)


    (That was a official comment from the super battle league)
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    ninja monkey vs. chaoszerg?


    ninja monkey opens with a a reocket launcher, point blank, and blows chaoszerg to smitherines.


    its over.
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    Monkey ninja not realising that i am a figment of his imagination so i will always return MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    o.0 !?!
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