Thread: Isn't smoking AWESOME!!?!

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    • 13 years 10 days ago
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    About that... In France, they have different sayings on each pack in big letters (half the pack). I managed to find some online:

    "Smoking kills"
    "Smoking causes aging of the skin"
    "Smoking can decrease blood flow and cause impotence"
    "Smoking causes mortal cancer of the lung"
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    • 13 years 10 days ago
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    Hey lets print it on each and every cigarette.(in red, blood red!)

    That way you would have to literally smoke the warning away.

    --also we should include 2 stickers and one temporary tattoo in every pack. They could say,"smoking is for chumps!" in pretty lettering with skulls and hearts.

    --in every 100th pack we could include a voucher for a free cd from Best Buy.
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    • 12 years 11 months ago
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    Smoking is horrible!! ill never start that shit, what a way to ruin your life
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    • 12 years 11 months ago
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    Grody!
    "Punish the deed not the breed!" Pittie Love!!
    • 12 years 11 months ago
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    I am a smoker and I can tell you that smoking is NOT awesome. Have you ever known someone to die from smoking?? I think if you have known someone, smoking wouldn't feel so awesome anymore. Unfortunately for us smokers, smoking is a drug. Nicotine is VERY VERY addicting. And I am guessing that most people who are long time smokers know, that if you try to quit it is not that easy at all. No drug is awesome especially smoking because it is legal.
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    • 12 years 11 months ago
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    Quote by jeni1006
    I am a smoker and I can tell you that smoking is NOT awesome. Have you ever known someone to die from smoking?? I think if you have known someone, smoking wouldn't feel so awesome anymore. Unfortunately for us smokers, smoking is a drug. Nicotine is VERY VERY addicting. And I am guessing that most people who are long time smokers know, that if you try to quit it is not that easy at all. No drug is awesome especially smoking because it is legal.


    My entire family smokes, seriously, it sucks. My dad recently quit last year, it was so random, the first time he ever tried to quit he succeeded (with the patch), and he never relapsed. I was so proud of him because hes been smoking since he was like, 16 (hes 50 something now). I wish my mom would quit, shes also been smoking since she was 16 or so, but due to medication she takes she cant be on the patch, and she has dentures so she cant chew gum LOL.

    Id never start smoking!
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    • 12 years 11 months ago
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    Me and aunticoagulant are on our smoke break right now.

    --she is a lot cooler than I am, I like to stand next to her so I can feel the "coolness" seeping out of her.

    Or maybe that's the second hand smoke?
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    • 12 years 11 months ago
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    You can tell people that don't know me very well when they think I'm cool. Oh wait you mean cooler than Pigglesworth, well hell, that's practically everyone. ZING!
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    • 12 years 11 months ago
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    I love my cigarettes, I won't lie. Right after you brush your teeth, I know this sounds disgusting to non-smokers, but omg, that first cigarette! Yay! I have absolutely no desire to quit smoking. I love breaking open that new pack and taking that first, fresh cigarette out. I don't love hacking, though, and if you smoke regularly, you will hack. Like Donatella Versace at a Betsey Johnson show, really. So, if you already smoke, toke on, wether it be cigarettes or otherwise, but, if you don't, I highly suggest you do not start, as it is much easier to start than it ever will be to stop.

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    • 12 years 11 months ago
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    Quote by 20manda20
    I love my cigarettes, I won't lie. Right after you brush your teeth, I know this sounds disgusting to non-smokers, but omg, that first cigarette! Yay! I have absolutely no desire to quit smoking. I love breaking open that new pack and taking that first, fresh cigarette out. I don't love hacking, though, and if you smoke regularly, you will hack. Like Donatella Versace at a Betsey Johnson show, really. So, if you already smoke, toke on, wether it be cigarettes or otherwise, but, if you don't, I highly suggest you do not start, as it is much easier to start than it ever will be to stop.

    ::The more you know music plays::


    Im not trying to preach, but im just curious. How can you enjoy cigarettes so much when you know that each one you smoke just makes your lungs blacker and blacker and fulll of tar, and your clothes and hair smell horrible, and how nobody likes to kiss a smoker lol. And how many peoples parents, and just people in general have died from smoking. Why doesn't that make you want to quit? and if you ever become pregnant, do you plan to smoke WHILE Pregnant?
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    • 12 years 11 months ago
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    Is this thread still going?

    Cool!

    Smoking is awesome.

    And it gives you staying power. Obvious by the fact this thread is still alive.

    Arf.
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    • 12 years 11 months ago
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    I actually never smoked while pregnant. I was a total b for 40 weeks each time, trust. I have amazingly well-adjusted children, who all were born weighing over 6 lbs. (I'm 4'10, so a 6 lb+ baby is fine, however, I guess you could argue growth stunt, with that information LOL) However, I won't lie, as soon as I got home, I was handing baby to beaming daddy, and outside for a cigarette. Well-deserved, I might add, because childbirth is not fun or pretty. My mother died @ 54 from severe diabetes, never smoked a day in her life. You're right, people's parents do die everyday, from all sorts of things. I totally understand your concern, though, and don't consider you "preachy". You ask legimate questions. The smell on the clothes and hair, well, if someone doesn't like me because I smell like a cigarette, then they probably wouldn't have liked me anyway. I know everytime my husband farts, I don't like it, but I do not threaten divorce. LOL, I know, bad example, but you get the gist of what I'm saying.
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    • 12 years 11 months ago
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    Quote by jeni1006
    I am a smoker and I can tell you that smoking is NOT awesome. Have you ever known someone to die from smoking?? I think if you have known someone, smoking wouldn't feel so awesome anymore. Unfortunately for us smokers, smoking is a drug. Nicotine is VERY VERY addicting. And I am guessing that most people who are long time smokers know, that if you try to quit it is not that easy at all. No drug is awesome especially smoking because it is legal.


    OK, first off;

    1) I have been to 4 funerals of family and one friend of people who dies through smoking.

    2) Quitting is as easy as falling off a log. I have gone through long perios (sometimes years at a time) without smoking.

    If you can't quit, you're weak. That's all.

    Get a grip and stop being pathetic. Just stop. Easy. No patches, no gum, nothing. Just stop.
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    • 12 years 11 months ago
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    Quote by NickRules
    [How can you enjoy cigarettes so much when you know that each one you smoke just makes your lungs blacker and blacker and fulll of tar, and your clothes and hair smell horrible, and how nobody likes to kiss a smoker lol.


    what is a "smoker lol"?
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    • 12 years 11 months ago
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    Quote by 20manda20
    I love my cigarettes, I won't lie. Right after you brush your teeth, I know this sounds disgusting to non-smokers, but omg, that first cigarette! Yay! I have absolutely no desire to quit smoking. I love breaking open that new pack and taking that first, fresh cigarette out. I don't love hacking, though, and if you smoke regularly, you will hack. Like Donatella Versace at a Betsey Johnson show, really. So, if you already smoke, toke on, wether it be cigarettes or otherwise, but, if you don't, I highly suggest you do not start, as it is much easier to start than it ever will be to stop.

    ::The more you know music plays::


    Oh yes! I love that first cigarette after you brush! I hate menthols though. Go figure. :shrug:

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    • 12 years 11 months ago
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    Quote by 20manda20
    I actually never smoked while pregnant. I was a total b for 40 weeks each time, trust. I have amazingly well-adjusted children, who all were born weighing over 6 lbs. (I'm 4'10, so a 6 lb+ baby is fine, however, I guess you could argue growth stunt, with that information LOL) However, I won't lie, as soon as I got home, I was handing baby to beaming daddy, and outside for a cigarette. Well-deserved, I might add, because childbirth is not fun or pretty. My mother died @ 54 from severe diabetes, never smoked a day in her life. You're right, people's parents do die everyday, from all sorts of things. I totally understand your concern, though, and don't consider you "preachy". You ask legimate questions. The smell on the clothes and hair, well, if someone doesn't like me because I smell like a cigarette, then they probably wouldn't have liked me anyway. I know everytime my husband farts, I don't like it, but I do not threaten divorce. LOL, I know, bad example, but you get the gist of what I'm saying.


    Hey at least you didn't smoke while pregnant, thanks to my mom, me, my brother and sister all have asthma. I just hope you don't get lung cancer I really don't understand why someone would purposely do something that could give them cancer. Oh wells, as long as you like it, lol.
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    • 12 years 11 months ago
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    Nick.

    Do you eat burnt toast
    Do you walk on the street?
    Do you do anything other than live in a bubble with completely untouched food and pure water?

    Frankly, you're fucked. It matters not what you do, external forces beyond your control contribute to the decline of your health immeasurably.

    Smokers at least have the balls to stare fate directly in the eyeball and say, "gimme what you got".

    It's those that live in the "eternal life" fantasy that need help. Not the smokers.
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    • 12 years 11 months ago
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    Quote by Horny_Toad
    Nick.

    Do you eat burnt toast
    Do you walk on the street?
    Do you do anything other than live in a bubble with completely untouched food and pure water?

    Frankly, you're fucked. It matters not what you do, external forces beyond your control contribute to the decline of your health immeasurably.

    Smokers at least have the balls to stare fate directly in the eyeball and say, "gimme what you got".

    It's those that live in the "eternal life" fantasy that need help. Not the smokers.


    No, burnt toast is nasty LOL.
    And what, now im a wuss because I don't smoke?
    • 12 years 11 months ago
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    Quote by Horny_Toad
    Quote by jeni1006
    I am a smoker and I can tell you that smoking is NOT awesome. Have you ever known someone to die from smoking?? I think if you have known someone, smoking wouldn't feel so awesome anymore. Unfortunately for us smokers, smoking is a drug. Nicotine is VERY VERY addicting. And I am guessing that most people who are long time smokers know, that if you try to quit it is not that easy at all. No drug is awesome especially smoking because it is legal.


    OK, first off;

    1) I have been to 4 funerals of family and one friend of people who dies through smoking.

    2) Quitting is as easy as falling off a log. I have gone through long perios (sometimes years at a time) without smoking.

    If you can't quit, you're weak. That's all.

    Get a grip and stop being pathetic. Just stop. Easy. No patches, no gum, nothing. Just stop.


    I'm having a little trouble grasping the absurdity of your post. Just stop!? I'm sure the many people who smoke and wish to stop wish it were that simple. And calling someone weak because they can't stop is equally ridiculous. Nicotine is a highly addictive chemical, it has nothing to do with being 'weak'.
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    • 12 years 11 months ago
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    Quote by Saruman_w
    Quote by Horny_Toad
    Quote by jeni1006
    I am a smoker and I can tell you that smoking is NOT awesome. Have you ever known someone to die from smoking?? I think if you have known someone, smoking wouldn't feel so awesome anymore. Unfortunately for us smokers, smoking is a drug. Nicotine is VERY VERY addicting. And I am guessing that most people who are long time smokers know, that if you try to quit it is not that easy at all. No drug is awesome especially smoking because it is legal.


    OK, first off;

    1) I have been to 4 funerals of family and one friend of people who dies through smoking.

    2) Quitting is as easy as falling off a log. I have gone through long perios (sometimes years at a time) without smoking.

    If you can't quit, you're weak. That's all.

    Get a grip and stop being pathetic. Just stop. Easy. No patches, no gum, nothing. Just stop.


    I'm having a little trouble grasping the absurdity of your post. Just stop!? I'm sure the many people who smoke and wish to stop wish it were that simple. And calling someone weak because they can't stop is equally ridiculous. Nicotine is a highly addictive chemical, it has nothing to do with being 'weak'.


    Of course it is.

    From someone who smoked 40 Malboros a day to stopping point blank. All this nonsense about needing aids in order to quit. What a load of shit.

    I stopped just like that. I simply stopped. There were no potions or pills or magic remedies. It was just a case of not putting one in my mouth and lighting it.

    If my inner-will and strength offends your better judgement, I suppose I should say I'm sorry. But I'm not.

    I have little time for the weak-willed. If this is your cap and it fits, so be it.

    Oh, and Nick, you missed the point of my post. Read it again.
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