Thread: Chat up lines

    • 14 years 11 months ago
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    I said to this beautiful girl once, "So, you want to go out sometime, maybe have some coffee and fuck!"
    She said, "I don't like coffee."
    • 14 years 10 months ago
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    Ask a girl: How much meat can you get out of a fly?

    When she says "I don't know"

    Point to your fly (crotch) and say "Wanna find out?"
    • 14 years 10 months ago
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    I had this drunk chick try to pick me up once with, "Wow, you look like you can get down!" She was a cuuuuute dance partner.
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    • 14 years 10 months ago
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    Mystie...You are cute!
    • 14 years 10 months ago
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    Quote by Barth
    Mystie...You are cute!


    Awww.... thanks.

    BTW - a few guys took pics so if anyone ever sees a photo of me online gyrating up against another girl, be a dear and gimme a heads up.
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    • 14 years 10 months ago
    • Posts: 4311
    Quote by Mystie


    BTW - a few guys took pics so if anyone ever sees a photo of me online gyrating up against another girl, be a dear and gimme a heads up.


    That was you?!
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