CBS Promo | Retro Junk Commercial

I remember watching it when I was a kid thinking this is so great.. Then I got a copy in my early 20's and could not get through 10 minutes of it.. The best part was the cartoons that Lumpy was watching..

I got a copy of the star wars holiday special.

I can't get through the whole movie. It's that bad!

But I guess The Star Wars Holiday Special is far more "WTF?" than "You're on".

You're on! Freaky! WTF?

Btw, notice who's announcing this spot. It's Tim Teufel, the voice of the robot on "Lost In Space".

This is definitive proof that the whole "Star Wars" franchise was way overrated. Imagine the brunt of humiliation poor George Lucas has to endure every time he comes to a sci-fi convention and has to confront this piece of commercialist dreck. The first "Muppet Show" that featured the starring cast of the first movie was at least more plausible to watch (in a novel, nostalgic sort of way, that is).

NOOOOOOO XD!!!!!!! Not the Star Wars Holiday Xmas special XD! Nothing but that! If you'd watched this, you'd have to have died under such torture XD.

That Christmas special was awful. It was mostly in Wookanese. Besides, they didn't have Christmas a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

CBS Promo (1970)