Baby Born Ad- Mommy, Look I Can Swim
Dolls can swim in the musical tune "Blue Danube".
Quote O' Matic
Adolph Zitz:
"Gentlemen, I am not a child and I do not wish to be treated as one. Is that understood?"
Group of yes men:
"Yes, Sir!"
Adolph Zitz:
"Good. Now, here's the question: If you went up to any bum in the street and asked him which is the biggest movie studio in Hollywood, what would he say? Joe?"
Yes Man #1:
"Well, Rainbow Studios, home of the stars."
Adolph Zitz:
"All right now. All right, I don't want any of that baloney. Wes?"
Yes Man #2:
"I would say Wainbow. Wainbow Studios. It's the wargest and the best."
Adolph Zitz:
"Save it. Save that yes-man shit. You think I need this kind of babying? Sven?"
Sven, Yes Man #3:
"Rainbow. Rainbow Studios. I don't think there is any question about that."
Adolph Zitz:
"Jesus Christ! Is there not one honest man in this room? [points to the barber]"
Barber:
"Oh, uh, Paramount, I guess."
Adolph Zitz:
"[Chuckling] That's very interesting. I'm just curious - why would you say that?"
Barber:
"Because they have Rudolph Valentino."
Adolph Zitz:
"[Zitz gets off his chair and starts strangling the barber] Son of a bitch! Dog-doo, pee-pee brain! You're a lying traitor, did you know that? You ca-ca-in-your-pants fart blossom, I'll tear your tongue out! I'll tear your tongue out! I'll tear your..."
Added By: Clint_Olson
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