Bernie:"He moves, right there! Wait wait! Right THERE! Right as I am sitting down! I don't know how he does it, there's no tack on my stool before he moves, and when he moves there's a tack. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!"
Principal:"Uh, Bernie?"
Bernie:"Don't Bernie me, THIS LITTLE RAT IS GUILTY!!!"
Principal:"You and your son can go now Mrs. Parr, I'm sorry for the trouble."
Bernie:"You're letting him go again?! He's guilty! You can see it on his smug little face, he's guilty, I say guilty, guilty boy!"
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