Diane Szalinski:"[Wayne shows Diane the shrunken couch]
Are you saying... it works? The machine works?"
Diane Szalinski:"[Wayne nods]
Do the kids know?"
Wayne Szalinski:"Well, yeah, the kids know."
Diane Szalinski:"That's great!"
Wayne Szalinski:"No, it's not that great."
Diane Szalinski:"Why?"
Wayne Szalinski:"I shrunk the kids."
Diane Szalinski:"...What?"
Wayne Szalinski:"And the Thompson kids too. They're about this big, they're in the backyard."
Diane Szalinski:"*What*?"
Wayne Szalinski:"I threw them out with the trash.
[just as Diane grabs hold of Wayne, the doorbell rings. Wayne opens the door to two police officers]"
Wayne Szalinski:"Yes?"
Female Cop:"Did uh, you report two missing children?"
Wayne Szalinski:"Oh, there must be some mistake. Our children are in the backyard. Right, honey?
[Diane faints]"
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