Marge:"[he enters the house, hanging his helmet on the coat hanger] Homer, hurry; the new episode of 'Robber Barons' is about to start."
Man:"[on 'recap'] The very idea; an elevated train under the ground? I require no crystal ball to see that your invention will never work, Mr. Theddeus Subway. [Teddeus lowers his head dejectedly]"
Homer:"Who's that guy with the mustache? Who's that other mustache? It's so dark; Can we brighten it?"
[moments later...] "It's got to be almost over; Right?"
[dejectedly lay down] "O-ooo-oh...""
Lisa:"This is how the director meant for us to watch it: Our squinting reinforces the themes."
"This is still the recap from last week."
Marge:"Homer; It's our civic duty to watch the most densely plotted television we can. That's why lowbrow entertainment was outlawed. [Homer groans down some more]"
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