Lipton Vegetable Soup Mix - 1986
"A dip too good to miss."
Quote O' Matic
Kai:
"[two angry parents stand at the doorstep of Kai and Cricket's in regards to an earlier incident] What?"
Father of Boys:
"Is this the guy?"
Obnoxious Boy #1, Obnoxious Boy #2:
"No."
Father of Boys:
"Where's the jerk who pushed my boys?"
Kai:
"What are you talking about?"
Mother of Boys:
"Liar! Your neighbors saw the whole thing!"
Kai:
"What, are you fucking nuts?"
Cricket:
"Listen, assholes, your two little darlings have been harassing my niece and I want it stopped!"
Mother of Boys:
"*You're* the assholes!"
Cricket:
"Oh, I'm gonna take you down."
Father of Boys:
"Tell me where this guy is or I'm gonna start busting heads."
Kai:
"Son of a fucking bitch."
Mother of Boys:
"Better listen to him, he'll do it!"
Cricket:
"Oh, okay, porky!"
Kai:
"Stick a sock in her, will ya'?"
Father of Boys:
"You're dead."
Mother of Boys:
"Fuck him up!"
Kai:
"Come on, bust my head. I want you to."
Cricket:
"Alright, get the fuck away from my door."
Father of Boys:
"You wear the pants in the family?"
Cricket:
"Fuck you!"
Father of Boys:
"You're a slut!"
Kai:
"[spits in his face and slams the door on them; the father continues to bang on the door] Get away from the door or I'll sick the cops on you!"
Father of Boys:
"[through the door] I'll sick the cops on *you*, BITCH!"
Kai:
"[waits a moment and then looks out the window] They're leaving. [looks out again and laughs] His wife's wiping the spit off his face."
Added By: Clint_Olson
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